The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

The danger of orbiting Uranus is running into Klingons.

The last one in this set is just for you

• Broken pencils are pointless.

• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

• All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

 

[Wu Wei]

Keep this up and I'll hibernate

 

[4consideration]

Keep this up and I'll hibernate

Is your name "Nate?"

I hope so. Then I can say, "Hi Bear Nate!"

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[4consideration]

Don't do that!

I can bearly stand it when you look so sad.

 

[Brickjectivity]

How about this face?

 

[4consideration]

That face is fine. Just fine.

But, I must admit...I was hoping for something a bit more...sultry.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Titled "Sultry Dragon"
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/569635052845578213/

 

[sun rise]

Is your name "Nate?"

I hope so. Then I can say, "Hi Bear Nate!"

I left this one alone until there were more posts out of admiration for the wonderful posting. It was indeed worthy.

 

[4consideration]

I left this one alone until there were more posts out of admiration for the wonderful posting. It was indeed worthy.

Thank you! Thank you!

Please remember to tip your servers.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[sun rise]

The last in the current series

• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

• Velcro - what a rip off!

 

[Thief]

yep....beady eyes...

 

[Brickjectivity]

yep....beady eyes...

Unless he only has one eye, or what if he has no eyes? Then you're completely wrong.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

All we need now are Wizard/Ninjas.

 

[Revoltingest]

The last in the current series

• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

• Velcro - what a rip off!

Do ya ken why Scots use velcro wallets?
Tis cuz they cry when forced open to extract coin!

 

[Wu Wei]

I win
you lose

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Do ya ken why Scots use velcro wallets?
Tis cuz they cry when forced open to extract coin!

Woman: "Is anything worn under the kilt?"
Scottish man: "No, it's all in perfect working order."

 

[Revoltingest]

Woman: "Is anything worn under the kilt?"
Scottish man: "No, it's all in perfect working order."

Or.....
"Only yer husband's lipstick!"

 

[Wu Wei]

Well that was just wrong...and for that you deserve to lose....ya heathen blatherskite