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The last post is the WINNER!
- Thread starter ninerbuff
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There's more than one way to win around here. I'm locked and loaded
• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
When you call me a loser, you create a paradox.
This is a common bruin mistake, one which threatens the very existence of the universe!
Young Link had to go to the doctor about his Wii problem.
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I win because I'm renewing an important contract based upon me recent court experience.
If someone makes some serious but spurious claims, it can be hard to enforce an agreement in a court with a judge who loses control of a trial.
Get all signatures on potentially important documents witnessed & notarized!
And do everything old school, ie, do not rely upon electronic documents.
If someone makes some serious but spurious claims, it can be hard to enforce an agreement in a court with a judge who loses control of a trial.
Get all signatures on potentially important documents witnessed & notarized!
And do everything old school, ie, do not rely upon electronic documents.
That is a winning thing to do. But the win is of course ephemeral.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
That's not winning, but congrats on being second best.
Those are offensive to engine ears!
It's working!
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
The danger of orbiting Uranus is running into Klingons.