The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

how dare you cook bacon in front me and offer it to me......you *^(&^&R$#$UHBI*_)_LJ&$$&

 

[Thief]

that was not an exact quote.
was that typo intentional?.....are you just messing up?

 

[sun rise]

I am immune to bacon being quite happy to have 1-2 slices every six months or so.

 

[Thief]

I am immune to bacon being quite happy to have 1-2 slices every six months or so.

you're not immune
there's something wrong with you

 

[Wu Wei]

I have not had any bacon in months...since I see it as vile greasy heart attack slabs . but now that I can't eat it...I appear to crave it

 

[sun rise]

you're not immune
there's something wrong with you

I agree - something quite wrong. Some might even call my view of the world and what is going on truly mad.

 

[Wu Wei]

I agree - something quite wrong. Some might even call my view of the world and what is going on truly mad.

Your view of the world and what is going on is truly mad

 

[Revoltingest]

And I'm winnding!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Yellow soap opera

 

[savagewind]

Sometimes I forget what thread it is that I clicked on. Then I must role up to see it. But sometimes I don't and then I post way, way off topic.

 

[Wu Wei]

Huh!? What!? Whatever...doesn't matter...you lose...I win

 

[sun rise]

Sometimes I forget what thread it is that I clicked on. Then I must role up to see it. But sometimes I don't and then I post way, way off topic.

There is nothing off topic here. I post therefore I am.

 

[Revoltingest]

I post, therefore I win.

 

[Wu Wei]

I post, therefore you lose

 

[sun rise]

I'm a poster child for learning the hard way.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yup...and you seem to have a few hard lessons left to learn

 

[sun rise]

Yup...and you seem to have a few hard lessons left to learn

God has an almighty clue bat to administer reminders to those who are slow learners like myself.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm a poster child for learning the hard way.

Wouldn't you be a "poster puppy"?

 

[Wu Wei]

How about a poster bear

 

[sun rise]

Be careful. Be very careful. This advice is from 1470 but might still be used today:

"If a woman very much wants her husband to love her relatives and friends whom he has never liked, when they come to visit her with their dog, she must collect urine from the dog and give some to her husband to drink, in barley beer or in a soup, without his knowledge. And after he has given a warm welcome to the dog, he will be friendly with the people the dog loves."

http://askthepast.blogspot.com/2016/01/how-to-improve-in-law-relations-c-1470.html