The last post is the WINNER!

[Thief]

why don't you be a nice guy....and go play with yourself......
loser

 

[4consideration]

That post doesn't deserve to win any longer than absolutely necessary.

 

[Thief]

you can go play with him....

 

[4consideration]

Now, now Thief...take a little time. Settle down. No need to be so grumpy.

What's wrong? Were you interrupted in the middle of your morning routine?

 

[Thief]

grumpy IS my routine!

Thief is ninja!

 

[Thief]

anyone still there?

hmmmm.......must be a winning technique!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Because I'd rather be here, winning while you're losing

 

[Thief]

well apparently you can't entertain yourself for very long

you're back already

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

of course, some of us have winning things to do in real life, so we might just let a loser win for a while here on this thread...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

...since you seem to have nothing better to do, and winning here seems so important to you....

 

[Thief]

in that case.....hold your losing position...
and I'll go do something more important

I'll be back

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I won't be waiting...I'm off to do some real world winning!

 

[4consideration]

Are you going to bring us something back from your trip out into the real world?

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm win by thinking about cancelling a trip in the real world

 

[4consideration]

Is your ticket refundable?

 

[Wu Wei]

Tickets...plane, train, etc.....That is what I need to find out...I also have to talk with the rest of the Wu family

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I'll bring back my sparkling wit and friendly personality...

 

[Wu Wei]

OK.....well...we're waiting

 

[4consideration]

Thanks for waiting! Here I am.

 

[Revoltingest]

I know you are.
But what am I?