That was so funny I almost left it so you could win for a bit longer with it.
Turns out I'm not that generous.
Oh but you are!
You "almost" did it, means you are generous, and you didn't just because you wanted to win, which is your right in a fair competition :bow:
Besides, I still win
Oh, ye of silver tongue, there's no need to explain your improving the language.
Btw, I've this for you....
Don't you know that "have" cannot be abbreviated unless it is a helping/auxiliary verb? You cannot say "I've TV" but you can say "I've watched TV"?
Therefore, I win