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The last post is the WINNER!

Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
You took the right turn.
I take the left!
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Daemon Sophic

Daemon Sophic

Avatar in flux
So is he right, or is he wrong?
And you are claiming (in a religious ed forum) that taking the left hand path leads to success? I think that that is open to debate.

Either way, I still emerge triumphant.
 
Simurgh

Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
Who cares which way you guys turn, left, right, whatever. I win because I am standing at the end of the path, with my back to the wall and my cup of catnip tea in hand. I win.
 
4consideration

4consideration

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Premium Member
I had a nice sammich, just for you. It was an ice cream sammich. I was waiting for you to ask for it, but you didn't and it started to melt.

So I ate it for you. It was delicious.
 
lewisnotmiller

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
4consideration said:
Why didn't I think of that? I must be slipping.

Actually, we're having some royal weavers prepare an entire outfit for you made of the finest and newest thread. It is so fine that only those of the utmost in intelligence and skill can even see it. Once they are finished making your new clothes, we thought you ought to display your new fancy-schmancy outfit in a parade, for all to marvel at. What do you think?
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Ridiculous idea. I lack intelligence, as you well know, and can give no more than a passing nod to skill.
So I'd end up with a suit of clothing I can't even see.

Even worse, given the substantive lack of smarts most people employ, and my incredible physique...*coughs*...I'd end up being constantly trailed by a small army of dullard blondes with salacious intent.

Hmmm...

I take it all back. Please send this fancy-schmancy outfit post-haste!
 
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