The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

4con be nimble,
4con be quick,
4con jumped over the candlestick
While she was leaping
she wasn't keeping
an eye on this thread
so I win instead!

 

[4consideration]

Diddle, diddle dumpling, gal named 4Con,
Went to a thread with her winning on.
One posted prior, and one posted aft.
Diddle, diddle dumpling, winner is 4Con.

 

[Revoltingest]

Do you know the Lose'n Gal,
The Lose'n Gal,
Yes, lose she shall!
Do you know that Lose'n Gal
Who lives in Loser Lane?

 

[4consideration]

All around the winning post,
Revoltingest chased the winner.
But it 'twas all in fun.
Pop! Goes the Winner!

 

[Revoltingest]

4con Bon Bon bon sat on a wall.
4con Bon Bon had a great fall.
All the thread's posters & all the thread's men
Couldn't keep 4con from losing again.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Hard walls built of stone,
unbending. Crumbled by waves.
D. S. wins again.
------- :meditate: -------

.

 

[Revoltingest]

You've been winning for over 6 hours.
Time to lose.
There......done!

 

[9Westy9]

You've been winning for over 6 hours.
Time to lose.
There......done!

Only 15 minutes in the winners position? Unlucky.

 

[4consideration]

Sorry to have to mention it Westy, but...just about 8 minutes for you. Good luck next time!

 

[Revoltingest]

Hush, little 4con, don't say a word,
I'm a gonna going to buy you a mockingbird.
It's a consolation gift,
cuz I win, & now you're miffed.

 

[4consideration]

Rev. and Westy went up a hill
to fetch a WIN for 4Con.
Rev. fell down
dropped the WIN
and Westy hopes to post after.

 

[9Westy9]

and post after I shall

 

[Revoltingest]

Little 9 Westy
Sat on his nest, he
was eating his curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who gave him some cider
to console him for being such a whiny little LOSER!

 

[4consideration]

Little 9 Westy
Sat on his nest, he
was eating his curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who gave him some cider
to console him for being such a whiny little LOSER!

If you can't say something nice...at least acknowledge 4Con is the winner!

 

[Revoltingest]

A dillar, a dollar
How 4con will holler!
What makes you lose so soon?
You used to lose at ten o'clock,
But now you lose at noon!

OK, OK, I'm 12 minutes early....but how often can I make this nursery rhyme work?

 

[9Westy9]

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Queen - 'We Are The Champions' - YouTube

 

[4consideration]

Row, row, row your post,
gently toward THE WIN,
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
4Con wins again!

 

[Revoltingest]

A-tisket a-tasket
A green and yellow basket
I wrote a letter to my foe
And on the way I WON!

 

[9Westy9]

Row, row, row your post,
gently toward THE WIN,
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
4Con wins again!

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Row Row Fight the Power! - YouTube

 

[4consideration]

Breathe deep the gathering win
watch lights burst upon that win.
Prior-post makers sit back and lament
all the losses to 4Con you've spent.