The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

Little 4con Blue
Lost her holiday shoe;
What shall little 4con do?
Give her another
To match the other
And then she'll lose upon two.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Win win win the win,
win the win the win,
win the win the win the win,
win the win the win!

 

[Revoltingest]

Smart Guy loses....lose, lose, lose.
Will he drown his pain in booze?
He won't, I hope.
How will he cope?
Now I'm winning...so I choose!

 

[4consideration]

There once was a gal from Wintucket
who carried her wins in a bucket
so many had she
losers all would flee
cying, "4Con is here so...I lose".

 

[9Westy9]

Time to steal me a win

 

[Revoltingest]

I'll take that win!
And trade you a loss!

 

[4consideration]

Oh look...I had accumulated so much interest on my previous wins, I could use that profit to purchase a new win.

 

[9Westy9]

I traded my loss for a panda. winning

 

[Revoltingest]

I tempted your panda to join me in my win!
All it took was some tasty bamboo shoots.

 

[9Westy9]

Why would my panda want to join your win when I have luxury bamboo. It's like normal bamboo but better

 

[Revoltingest]

My bamboo is bacon flavored.
Yours is....ugh.....MINT!

 

[Smart_Guy]

In a weird thread, in some forums, excavating for a win,
comes a Smart Guy in his thirties, finds it easy... erm... and holds it under his chin

Baah, you get the point, I win

Hint: (Clementine )

 

[4consideration]

She'll be comin' 'round to posting,
then she wins, then she wins.

She'll be comin' 'round to posting,
then she WINS!

She'll be comin' 'round to posting,
she'll to comin' 'round to posting,
she'll be comin' 'round to posting,
then she wins.

She'll be leaving y'all in her dust,
when she wins.
She'll be leaving y'all in her dust,
when she wins.

She's be leaving y'all in her du-ust.
She be leaving y'all in her du-ust.
She'll be leaving y'all in her dust,
WHEN SHE WINS!

 

[Revoltingest]

4con's got a minor win,
A feckless one (from gin),
And Smart Guy's got a lamer one
With a burger on a white bread bun.
But I've got something finer yet...
A pair of rubber boots.
Oh, it's boots, boots, boots,
A pair of rubber boots!
I will win from here to China
In a pair of rubber boots.
Zai jian!

Now, that was one nursery rhyme I'd never heard before!

 

[Smart_Guy]

Then he comes right in,
Just to find it there,

such an easy win,
left with no much care,

their resolve was so thin,
makes him believe and swear, (as in by God)
that the win is part of him like his underwear! (which is me btw)
.
.
.
Greeeen sleeeves you are... no wait, I already win

 

[Revoltingest]

Bonny win, pretty win, wilt thou be mine?
Thou shall not wash dishes,
Nor yet serve the swine;
Thou shalt sit on a cushion, and sew a fine seam,
And thou shalt eat strawberries, sugar, and cream!

 

[Smart_Guy]

I shall art thou, not yu fi fo fum!



OMG, the fever is getting under my skin already

 

[Revoltingest]

Then you'd better take the day off, & let me do the winning for you.

 

[4consideration]

You're so kind, Rev., but I couldn't let you carry that burden all by yourself. I'm here to help.

 

[Revoltingest]

Wee Willie Winkie rins through the toon,
Up stairs an' doon stairs in his nicht-goon,
Tirlin' at the window, crying at the lock,
"Are the weans in their bed? For I win at ten o'clock."