The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

Howdy Y'all

Mr Van is bearproof.

Yeah...heard that before...about a lot of things..... my recommendation is to just say it is bear resistant

 

[Revoltingest]

Howdy Y'all
Yeah...heard that before...about a lot of things..... my recommendation is to just say it is bear resistant

What makes it bearproof is that I park it only in places where bears are extinct.
Too bad it's not lawyerproof.

 

[sun rise]

What makes it bearproof is that I park it only in places where bears are extinct.
Too bad it's not lawyerproof.

I have nothing against lawyers as a class of people. After all there are other professions that could be compared with the legal profession.

 

[Revoltingest]

I have nothing against lawyers as a class of people. After all there are other professions that could be compared with the legal profession.

Carjackers, Ponzi schemers, human trafficers, & chiropractors.

 

[sun rise]

Carjackers, Ponzi schemers, human trafficers, & chiropractors.

I know some wonderful chiropractors. I had one for years who would see me once or twice, say that he's done all he could and that was that. There are others, of course, who want to attach a suction pump to one's wallet, but that kind of sucking behavior is extremely widespread.

 

[Revoltingest]

I had one for years who would see me once or twice, say that he's done all he could and that was that.

Impostor!
He was probably a fry cook posing as one.

 

[sun rise]

Impostor!
He was probably a fry cook posing as one.

An honest man can seem like an impostor.

 

[Wirey]

An honest man can seem like an impostor.

That's what my proctologist said before he got arrested.

 

[Revoltingest]

An honest man can seem like an impostor.

And vicey versey!

 

[sun rise]

That's what my proctologist said before he got arrested.

Someone fingered him.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

No ..... uh.... never mind. I win by posting this post.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's what my proctologist said before he got arrested.

You know he's not a real proctologist when....
- He lubes you up with 5W30 in the summer (when he should be using 20W50).
- His diploma is hand drawn.
- He gets confused, & bends over to drop his drawers.
- His office is in the back of a Citgo station that doesn't even have a microwave.
- He offers to pay you for the exam.

 

[sun rise]

You know he's not a real proctologist when....
- He lubes you up with 5W30 in the summer (when he should be using 20W50).
- His diploma is hand drawn.
- He gets confused, & bends over to drop his drawers.
- His office is in the back of a Citgo station that doesn't even have a microwave.
- He offers to pay you for the exam.

He asks you how much you are enjoying the experience and when you want to do it again.

 

[Wirey]

You know he's not a real proctologist when....
- He lubes you up with 5W30 in the summer (when he should be using 20W50).
- His diploma is hand drawn.
- He gets confused, & bends over to drop his drawers.
- His office is in the back of a Citgo station that doesn't even have a microwave.
- He offers to pay you for the exam.

The worst part for me is calculating the tip. What is 18% of violated?

 

[Revoltingest]

The worst part for me is calculating the tip. What is 18% of violated?

Merely humiliated?

 

[sun rise]

For those of us of a certain age, the "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate" is appropriate here.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Rowan and Martin were often winners...

 

[Wu Wei]

Howdy all

 

[Wirey]

Doody all

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Howdy-Hi, there, neighbor!