well, you do have to turnip your car
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that's very carless of you. How do you get around?
Oh, well EXCUUUUUSSSE me!
Oh, mater, no more buttered scones for me! I'm off to drive my bloody manly truck! Woo-Hoo!
Oh, mater, no more buttered scones for me! I'm off to drive my bloody manly truck! Woo-Hoo!
I win by installing a teeny tiny little rain deflector over the peep hole on the door of Mr Van.
Yes, my life really is that exciting!!
Yes, my life really is that exciting!!
That's positively vantastic.
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
Cars and vans are noisy, smelly things, they should all be crushed with immediate effect.
You have delivered a crushing blow.
I just might change Mr Van's name to "Leprechaun Crusher".
no cars, vans, or trucks were harmed in the making of this post
Mr Van is bearproof.
So you name your vehicle...interesting...and an uninspired name, at that...Why not something like...Gabriela?
Or Hillary?
Or "The Donald"
I'd considered "Lucifer", but there'd be confusion with the cat.
How about The Libertarianator?
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
You'd never catch me.And I might run over your smelly van in my Guinness powered tank, so there.
I have not only a higher top speed, but I'm experienced at running from a fight.