The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

If I were interested in winning which, as I've noted a number of times, I'm not, the following word would be a winning word. As it is, it's a fun word that someone should employ as needed when the occasion arises.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Jordache win?

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning with a cheap portable radio.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I see that this thread is outdated, because just before I hit the Return button, I am erroneously listed as 'not the winner'

I know. As if.....




Therefore I've decided to enter a minor, yet absolutely necessary AGGIORNAMENTO, to let you all know that I am in fact THE winner, and all is right with the universe.

....at least until one of you goes and messes it all up again by posting after me. But take heart, because even then, it will merely just be a childish smokescreen, covering up the eternally incontrovertible truth, that I Daemon Sophic, am the winner.

Thank you, and good night.

 

[sun rise]

We are in beddy bye time again.

 

[Wu Wei]

mornin'....

I win

 

[savagewind]

Good morning!

 

[Wu Wei]

winning having just finished my tea....think I'll have another....

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I win with eclectic taste: First I had coffee, and now I'm having tea, in moderation (you tea addicted loser).

 

[sun rise]

You may now mourn your loss.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I take it you've read that classic paper "The Endochronic Properties of Resublimated Thiotimoline"

Well of course! A classic in the field of offensive chemistry!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Except for me. You see, I quantum win.

That's the point, isn't it: you hold both the win and the loss, as well as multiple observations, which disturb the nerviture of the Higgs condensate conlapse, which nullifies your multiple observations both spatially and temporally, as well as ethically!

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning by being secretly selected by the cabal in charge to become the next Pope.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

winning by not being selected to be the next pope

 

[sun rise]

Claims about the next Pope are nullified by the prophecy of St. Malachy which says that the current Pope is the last with these words:

(In extreme persecution, the seat of the Holy Roman Church will be occupied by Peter the Roman, who will feed the sheep through many tribulations, at the term of which the city of seven hills will be destroyed, and the formidable Judge will judge his people. The End.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

Maybe there is a quantum reason why I'm winning or not. Does the reason matter that much?

 

[sun rise]

There's a colonel of truth in the last post.

 

[DavidFirth]

The general thinking is that I win.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

The general thinking is that I win.

Well, that just goes to show how "military intelligence" is an oxymoron.

 

[DavidFirth]

You're an oxygenated moron? Sorry about that.

I win.