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The last post is the WINNER!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Winning against a fetid Scotsman while I'm in a tub

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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Rub a dub dub
A bear in the tub
Whom do you think he will eat?
The squirrel, the beast, the doggie's small feet
And all of them tasting so sweet
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Well its late
and there's no more light
So I think that its fate
that I say goodnight

That and I have to get up at 3:00am
to catch a fight
 

Rough Beast Sloucher

Well-Known Member
It's My Birthday!
Well its late
and there's no more light
So I think that its fate
that I say goodnight

That and I have to get up at 3:00am
to catch a fight

Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.

But it's already tomorrow someplace in the world so just forget it
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
A young whippersnapper the likes'o you saw them?
I haven't seen'm since the 60s.
Burma-Shave - Wikipedia
Yeah. It's been awhile, so I don't remember exactly how it all went (it went up shortly after 9/11), and it wasn't an official advertisement (I think), but here is it loosely quoted:
If Lady Liberty makes you horny
Support our troops going off to a foreign land
So more of them can be killed than what the attack they are allegedly avenging did.
Burma Shave
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Yeah. It's been awhile, so I don't remember exactly how it all went (it went up shortly after 9/11), and it wasn't an official advertisement (I think), but here is it loosely quoted:
If Lady Liberty makes you horny
Support our troops going off to a foreign land
So more of them can be killed than what the attack they are allegedly avenging did.
Burma Shave
Hmmmm.....not as catchy as the ads I remember.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Hmmmm.....not as catchy as the ads I remember.
It might have been more catchy if I remembered how it exactly went. Or maybe not, as it was one of the "support our troops" thingies that wasn't actually for supporting the troops but rather supporting war.
 
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