The last post is the WINNER!

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Swiss Cheese Army Knife

 

[sun rise]

Swiss Cheese Army Knife

You could almost be a Jack of all trades with that one.

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Is there such a thing as amateur-volone cheese?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Cheese it! The Cops!

of maybe it's the Mods, in this case...

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

How do you know when bleu cheese has gone bad?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

you need to get ahead in life

 

[Revoltingest]

Franks'n stein....

 

[Buddha Dharma]

I'd rather have a beer than a bear, and Jesus CheezIts, I don't want it to maul me!

 

[Wu Wei]

Since I was not in Wisconsin I will not get into this Cheesy conversation....but I win after spending a week in Arizona and Nevada and returning to my hovel near the Adirondacks to a driveway full of.....heavy....wet....snow

 

[Buddha Dharma]

You may have thought that was a win, but I've bad news

 

[Wu Wei]

What's your bad news?

 

[Buddha Dharma]

Your win was yet another turning of the tides of battle, but it's still on. Looks like I'm winning

 

[Wu Wei]

You are!?

 

[Buddha Dharma]

At this moment, yes. I have swung the tide again.

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning by telekinetically sending snow destined
for here up into the Adirondacks instead.
No one who matters will be inconvenienced.

 

[Thief]

you FIEND!!!!

you drunken Scottish fiend!

and loser

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning by putting Scottish bedbugs in someone's black jammies.

 

[Thief]

you FIEND!

you drunken Scottish fiend

and still loser

 

[Revoltingest]

Loser?
Thou art the one infested with these in his jammies....

 

[sun rise]

I'm not in a jam unlike some others here.