The last post is the WINNER!

[Thief]

there....see what I mean.....

he thinks he's moving up from banging rocks together

 

[Wu Wei]

you people need to be more creative

it's difficult to claim a win .....when there's not much to gain

The fact that you look to this thread for some sort of gain is rather sad..... pathetic..... lamentable.....and just plain silly..... what is even more wretched, and likely a major hit to your self-worth, is that you also just lost

 

[sun rise]

there....see what I mean.....

he thinks he's moving up from banging rocks together

But my towel is is safe.

 

[Wu Wei]

As long as you have your towel...your good...but you still lost

 

[Thief]

you know about towels?

seems unlikely

 

[Wu Wei]

you know about towels?

seems unlikely

OBVIOUSLY you don't know much about them either....and you OBVIOUSLY know less about my reference to Douglas Adams..... there for...you most deservedly lose

 

[Thief]

OBVIOUSLY you don't know much about them either....and you OBVIOUSLY know less about my reference to Douglas Adams..... there for...you most deservedly lose

it's spelled.....therefore

 

[Wu Wei]

it's spelled.....therefore

When they have nothing left, and when it a corner with no defense at all...losers go for spelling corrections..... this is why you lose

 

[sun rise]

My spelling iz deggenaratin azz eye markh 2 winnndz

 

[Wu Wei]

well I done did just made the winninerest winnerific wintastic win that ever wuz or ever will a be

 

[sun rise]

well I done did just made the winninerest winnerific wintastic win that ever wuz or ever will a be

Rather than the simplistic, a song embodying my answer

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go will you let me go

 

[Wu Wei]

Bismillah! No we will not let you win - let him win
Bismillah! We will not let you win - let him win
Bismillah! We will not let you win let me win
Will not let you go let me win (never)
Never let you win let me win
Never let me win
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Oh Win a Mia!

 

[Rival]

I win having as many likes as posts.

 

[savagewind]

The only one with more likes than posts. Bravo, young lady! @Rival

 

[Rival]

The only one with more likes than posts. Bravo, young lady! @Rival

It's actually the case for The Emperor of Mankind and Sakeenah as well

 

[savagewind]

It's actually the case for The Emperor of Mankind and Sakeenah as well

OK. I don't know them.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

News flash:
After all these years, it has been discovered the OP title is a typo, and the last poster isn't a winner but a wiener.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm a winner...hooray for me

 

[Thief]

bear rugs.....lie
wherever they may be