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The last post is the WINNER!
- Thread starter ninerbuff
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Haggis soothes the savage Scot.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
and makes him stink like rot
A haggis fan you're not?
Haggis in every pot.
That's the best you got?
The thief stole the dog.
The dog bit the thief.
I now win.
The dog bit the thief.
I now win.
Vote for me and I'll outlaw secure locks outside of my own. You'll be able to steal whatever you like.
Election day is coming but not here. There's a lot of time for you to change your mind and vote for me.
What is your position on the chasing of cats?
How many cats are registered to vote? Will they vote for me? Would a promise of tuna in every bowl and fresh kitty litter every time get them to support me?
Cats don't vote.
They hack into systems to pursue the feline agenda.
Well then, they need to be chased up trees to stop their nefarious plots.
My cats ordered me to vote against you.
I dare not cross them.
You can run up a tree with them. I'm sure they'll be happy to see you sitting on a branch.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Bears are not supposed to vote either...but that never stopped me