The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

Yes. But when you vote for me you'll know that I'm concealing my true nature very well indeed.

And you know, of course, that the game of voting is all about crushing one's enemies and seeing them driven from power with lamentations and wailing.

You lost my vote when pix surfaced on the internet
of you grooming your nether regions by tongue.

 

[Wu Wei]

So you're going to work for someone who promises you much much less than I do and will delivery only haggis and bacon?

I work for pick-a-nick baskets....I am the chief of his security team much like the mafia was protection for small business in NYC

 

[sun rise]

You lost my vote when pix surfaced on the internet
of you grooming your nether regions by tongue.

I deny it. It's utterly fake photoshopped propaganda by my sleazy opponents.

 

[sun rise]

I work for pick-a-nick baskets....I am the chief of his security team much like the mafia was protection for small business in NYC

I offered you a gigantic one. But if prefer small ones with not much in them, what can I say?

 

[Wu Wei]

I offered you a gigantic one. But if prefer small ones with not much in them, what can I say?

No no no...you don't understand....I get both.....just to keep your campaign safe from.... for example....oh lets say...bear attacks...besides.....you forget...I'm smarter than the average bear...I know that was a building.......not an actual pick-a-nick basket..... however the folks inside did have some pretty good food for lunch

 

[Wu Wei]

Well....time to hit the reset button

 

[sun rise]

There's no reset to my campaign. But with victory so close, your campaign contributions are welcome in the home stretch. Donations can be made to me on the ActUp or ActOut web sites. Thank you for your continuing support.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Everyone else loses, period, because I now have an apartment. Current tenant has to move out, but it's mine.

 

[sun rise]

Everyone else loses, period, because I now have an apartment. Current tenant has to move out, but it's mine.

Congratulations. Vote for me and things will continue going your way,

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

no votes were cast in the making of this win

 

[sun rise]

Lack of voting means that the claimed result is invalid.
Vote for me
and you will see
what will be
when you vote for me.

 

[atanu]

I win by rejecting all you ..., umm, non humans, who could, if voted to power, easily exhibit inhuman traits, ....

 

[Revoltingest]

Optimistic win.

 

[sun rise]

I win by rejecting all you ..., umm, non humans, who could, if voted to power, easily exhibit inhuman traits, ....

The Internet caught your attempt to change your post and delivered them to my inbox.

Since I'm already in charge and have electronic minions watching you, you might as well vote for me. You know you want to.

 

[sun rise]

Someone is not here but rather lurking behind a tree. But I know what's what:

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Congratulations. Vote for me and things will continue going your way,

I'd vote for you, but I'd have to vote for @Revoltingest because things would still get better for me but mostly because I can think of no greater passive-aggressive middle finger to those in Washington. They'd know real change has come the moment they see the kilt and smell the haggis and chocolate bacon on his breath.

 

[sun rise]

@Revoltingest and I have agreed a bit recently so maybe we should run as a team. I can play the "good cop" and he can hit them with bacon grease and haggis breath.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

@Revoltingest and I have agreed a bit recently so maybe we should run as a team. I can play the "good cop" and he can hit them with bacon grease and haggis breath.

He hits them with this!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'd vote for you, but I'd have to vote for @Revoltingest because things would still get better for me but mostly because I can think of no greater passive-aggressive middle finger to those in Washington. They'd know real change has come the moment they see the kilt and smell the haggis and chocolate bacon on his breath.

Yes!
People think Trump is offensive....

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest and I have agreed a bit recently so maybe we should run as a team. I can play the "good cop" and he can hit them with bacon grease and haggis breath.

You could be my #2.
(No, @columbus...not that kind of #2.)