The last post is the WINNER!

[4consideration]

Picking up checks? Great! That's very generous of you.

Where will y'all be dining tonight? What time should we be there? Is it OK if I bring a few friends?

 

[Revoltingest]

How to spot a N Korean counterfeit bill...

 

[atanu]

Rev is a loving kind man. He loves counterfeit bills.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Its time to win this little foray.

 

[atanu]

Time flies.

 

[4consideration]

It sure does. Why, it seems like just yesterday that I was winning on this thread, and here I am winning again.

 

[Brickjectivity]

That's because when I win everybody does.

 

[Vinayaka]

So the kid threw rocks at fence-posts to practice accuracy. Keeping track along a half mile, with one post remaining, he'd hit 44 and missed another 44. So the last post before turning into the driveway was the tie-breaker. The rock slammed into it, about 4 inches below the top, and that is the real story why the last post is the winner.

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning with a mountain of bacon....

 

[Vinayaka]

You placed your order for next week, I see.

 

[Revoltingest]

Now winning with a mountain of chocolate (dark, of course)....

 

[Vinayaka]

I'm winning with a bowl of saskatoons, yoghurt, and cinnamon.

 

[Revoltingest]

They do look winningful!

 

[Vinayaka]

Cuz they are.

 

[atanu]

Cuz they are.

So finally you realise "Cuz Vinayaka is not".

 

[4consideration]

Good morning, WIN.

 

[Revoltingest]

Why yes, it is!

 

[4consideration]

I'm glad you recognize my status as the winner.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm just a generous kind'o guy.
I'd rather praise your win than steal it.

 

[Vinayaka]

And I'm a kind kind'o guy. So enjoy the joy of winning.