The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

That was a short win you had there!
Only one minute.

 

[Vinayaka]

Time flies around here. But my PB is over 14 hours. Yours is likely substantially longer cause you care.

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you accuse me of caring!
I'm generous, not caring.

 

[Vinayaka]

I think the next person who posts should have to go back through the entire thread and find everyone's PB, (Personal Best) and then post the rankings. Agreed?

 

[4consideration]

I'm a winner. I don't claim to be agreeable.

 

[Vinayaka]

What do you claim then?

 

[4consideration]

To be the winner.

edit: I also claim that all men should make breakfast for their wives on the weekend. I've just been informed that breakfast is ready. I'm off for a winning breakfast.

 

[Vinayaka]

I'm just over 1000 posts ahead of you. Does that count for something? (Please, if you agree, don't tell Mr. R.)

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm just over 1000 posts ahead of you. Does that count for something? (Please, if you agree, don't tell Mr. R.)

Since 4con's posting frequency is 11.50 posts per day, & yours is only 9.55, then she will
soon pass you. Of course, neither of you will catch up with the premier time waster.

 

[Vinayaka]

We know we know. At 33 posts a day, of which 32.99 are irrelevant, nobody will. Apparently you do care.

 

[4consideration]

I bow to your post count winningness, and just to keep balance in the universe, I will concede that it is my duty to win on this thread.

 

[Vinayaka]

I don't understand. Just how does that provide balance in the universe? Can you elucidate?

 

[4consideration]

You win. I win. Balance is maintained.

edit: There is no requirement that any post on this thread make sense.

 

[Revoltingest]

Flibberty goble, nit sooly fa wursty win!

 

[Vinayaka]

But sense making is what people do, required or not. Speaking generally, it is part of the human condition, conditionally of course. In the this case the condition being whether or not one has the ability. (to make sense, that is)

 

[Revoltingest]

But sense making is what people do, required or not. Speaking generally, it is part of the human condition, conditionally of course. In the this case the condition being whether or not one has the ability. (to make sense, that is)

Ta flomsuz? D gilsurit le sibbereng, tim shpaetz!

 

[4consideration]

But sense making is what people do, required or not. Speaking generally, it is part of the human condition, conditionally of course. In the this case the condition being whether or not one has the ability. (to make sense, that is)

How about you handle the making of sense and I'll handle the winning? Balance is maintained once again.

 

[Revoltingest]

Balance shi starnum pluh shistern, goober not?

 

[Vinayaka]

Flikkem, yost finderthal (rare cousin to the Neanderthal)

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, that just makes no sense at all!
So I win.
Cuz I am winsome.