The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

You're listening to the wrong sources, of course.
The real ones say I'm winning.

 

[4consideration]

I'm winning.

 

[Vinayaka]

Oh of course you'd say that. Everyone does. You have references for that?

 

[4consideration]

I submit Rev's post as evidence.

 

[Vinayaka]

Rev is no authority on anything.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm an authority on inauthority!

 

[Vinayaka]

Another meaningless unauthoritative statement. But what else could we expect given the foregoing description?

 

[Revoltingest]

"Meaningless" & "unauthoritative" are my specialty.
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Carly Simon - Nobody Does It Better - YouTube

 

[Vinayaka]

What does any of this have to do with winning? Stay on topic, Man.

I have to go gardening soon. Did dig dig.

 

[4consideration]

There's nothing like the beach at night!

 

[Revoltingest]

There's the beach on a sunny day!

 

[4consideration]

There's the beach on a sunny day!

Yeah, but you don't need an umbrella at night.

 

[Revoltingest]

You do if it rains.

 

[4consideration]

Then it's not a sunny day, is it?

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, yer a sharp one!
You should be winning.

 

[4consideration]

I know. I am.

 

[Revoltingest]

And you do it so well.

 

[4consideration]

Thank you, kind sir.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're welcome, toots!

 

[4consideration]

You're pushin' it, buster.