The last post is the WINNER!

[Thief]

not if you drink that stuff

 

[Wu Wei]

Actually I am a big-time winner if I am drinking that stuff...unlike the losers who don't drink it

 

[Thief]

I got better things to drink
like amaretto

 

[sun rise]

Black Welsh tea win

 

[Wu Wei]

Well...my Pu-erh tea is gone..... but I still win.

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning by not drinking dead earthworm tea.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

winning by getting up after a morning nap and having some coffee

 

[sun rise]

Winning standing on one foot typing on a tablet while my green tea brews

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning after a PBJ

 

[sun rise]

No acronym win.

 

[Wu Wei]

JKF IMHO IIRC AFAIK I'm using acronyms PDQ to be the MVP

 

[sun rise]

They say that I'm a winner and you're not.

 

[Wu Wei]

ok...oh wait...oops

 

[sun rise]

They say that writing oops is losing.

 

[Wu Wei]

well they, whoever they are, are wrong.... and since you appear to be referring to the "mysterious, unnamed they" that is simply an excuse for not having any idea what you re talking about..... so for that...they say I win...oh...wait.... I mean I win

 

[sun rise]

They told me to tell you to look at @Shaul's post in this thread Trump's latest, latest, really, really dumb thing - Trump talking about "they".

Posting this information is winning according to what they said.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm sorry, but I'm now to ashamed to win...see my post in
The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 2!

 

[sun rise]

They say your loss is for the best. You'll realize the truth of this in the long run.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

there is no shame, nor shaming, in the making of this win

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Good.
Your tax dollars are needed to support me.
Thank you for your service.

It's independent contracting. I pay zero income taxes and I get to hand in most of my receipts at the end of the year.
And then I'll be applying for disabilities once my parents move here and I can afford to take the cut in pay. My knees will be glad, and I'll get to write of my student loan debt.
Wu's son will be a rich engine doctor. He'll support us.