The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

.....squeezed the trigger. The rifle exploded with smoke & noise. The crowd recovered from the pandemonium to find the rich Texan's head.....

 

[Vinayaka]

The porch and a dim light beckoned him out of the rain and into the hovel, the tomatoes a lost cause, but his old eyes sparkled as she greeted him, clad in the same ...

 

[sun rise]

Don't go away. The show will resume after a few messages from our sponsors.

 

[Brickjectivity]

clad in the same claddings as her great, great, great ancestor. Now that's value!

 

[Vinayaka]

He spoke in a melodious dry voice, "Where is that corkscrew? The tomatoes are goners, but the night is still young."

 

[Revoltingest]

.....gone, with only the stump of a neck (furiously pumping out a fountain of blood) sitting on his broad shoulders. The party's hostess, Mrs Darlingbootie, screamed in horror at the sight of....

 

[Wu Wei]

the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on....

 

[Alt Thinker]

I soiled my armor!

 

[Alt Thinker]

Since my previous post went unchallenged for over 7 hours, I declare myself permanent champion. All subsequent posts are therefore inoperative.

 

[Vinayaka]

Seven hours is nothing. My PB is 15 and change. But just for interest sake for all of us, I suggest you go back through and see who had the longest winning stretch. Surely you have nothing better to do.

 

[atanu]

Look forward. Losers look at past.

 

[4consideration]

Look forward. Losers look at past.

I can't help glancing backward occasionally. You keep breathing down my neck. Stop it!

 

[Vinayaka]

I never look back, it's too depressing for a sympathetic guy like me, seeing all those losers.

 

[4consideration]

I never look back, it's too depressing for a sympathetic guy like me, seeing all those losers.

But...I like to see you from time to time.

 

[Revoltingest]

I look forward to me win.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I look backwards to your win.

 

[Revoltingest]

You tripped cuz you weren't looking where you were walking!
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[Vinayaka]

cuz? Please use proper English on this thread, you lazy twertlesnipper.

 

[Revoltingest]

Me English is perfectly cromulent!

 

[Wu Wei]

No, no It isn't