Says the ignant ferriner who thinks "your" is "you're"!
Hey, how'd you read that with yer messed up peepers?
Hey, how'd you read that with yer messed up peepers?
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The last post is the WINNER!
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Naked came the stranger into the auto supply parts store, carrying a sign stating "Unless it is, it is not!".
Was the bemused expression upon the customers' faces due to the sign or the stranger's unusual....
Was the bemused expression upon the customers' faces due to the sign or the stranger's unusual....
I am going to write a script that will insure I am the last poster! You all may as well give up.
They waited for an appropriate leaf. Since time was not of the essence, it was a two month sit. Mandythorne turned to Nan at 3:12 PM, August 20, and related how enjoyable this wait had been compared to earlier times, generally due to the overwhelming optimism about what lay ahead.
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It was late at nite. Brickjectivity sat at his typewriter in a faded Helo Kitty patterned robe, tied haphazardly below the waist. Only a half empty bottle of Canuckistanian Club whisky competed for space on the dirty table. Struggling for the words to his post, he reached inside his robe to....
....scratch that rash he caught from 4consideration when she....
....came over to give him a shiatsu massage. While there, she noticed the subversive literature, food stores, weapons cache, & extensive pornography collection. But what really stood out was his lifesize....
....sculpture of Vinayaka in the buff. What on Earth would that be doing there, she thought
out loud. Suddenly, a disembodied stentorian voice answered her question by saying...
out loud. Suddenly, a disembodied stentorian voice answered her question by saying...
..."Revoltingest is making it a sammich". He asked the sculpture to wait here, while he...
...sauntered over to his hot tub, which smelled oddly of chicken soup.
Sensing the plot typical of a Bugs Bunny v Wile E Coyote cartoon, she dashed out....
Sensing the plot typical of a Bugs Bunny v Wile E Coyote cartoon, she dashed out....
...and returned quickly as Betty Boop. While his eyes were bugging out like all good cartoons do at the sight of a babe, she took the opportunity to turn up the heat on his hot tub, which resulted in him passing out. She then tied him up to have her way with him.
She turned down the heat. When he came to she said, "I think you're too uptight, we should talk about feelings. You go first. Then, I'll explain your feelings to you, what they mean, and what you should do about them."
She turned down the heat. When he came to she said, "I think you're too uptight, we should talk about feelings. You go first. Then, I'll explain your feelings to you, what they mean, and what you should do about them."
Thereupon he awoke to his lifelong fantasy...the Betty Boop...the real thing, no longer
a pleasurbot with latex Boopery. Overcome with a sudden paroxysm of joy, he....
a pleasurbot with latex Boopery. Overcome with a sudden paroxysm of joy, he....