The last post is the WINNER!

[Thief]

not buying it

that anyone but me would be a winner

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning by buying things at Menards.
(It sure makes the bear jealous.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning by not buying imaginary things from imaginary stores

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning by not buying imaginary things from imaginary stores

Says the imaginary bear.
But this is a real win.

 

[Thief]

I hope you kept your receipt

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning by keeping my receipts.

 

[Thief]

that's good...…

the win you bought …..was a loss

 

[Wu Wei]

Receipts are for sissies...I win

 

[Thief]

here's your receipt

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

winning despite all the nonsense the rest of you are spouting this morning...

 

[Wu Wei]

HibberdyGIBBLE BEE TORTHAL WIMMER RANG.......I win

 

[Thief]

well...the bear has been drinking.....again

 

[Wu Wei]

well...the bear has been drinking.....again

Not Truezzz

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

winning without accusations of alcohol...

 

[Wu Wei]

winning while eating peanuts

 

[sun rise]

Bidadoo win.
Winning by not buying things there.

Brigadoon win.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

winning by not eating the legumes that I am allergic to...

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning after consuming all the legumes I wish due to a complete lack of an allergy to them

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning with the wedding tent now removed.
My lawn is happy.

 

[sun rise]

Winning with a very good lunch on my gut.