The last post is the WINNER!

[Vinayaka]

Velly intlesting.

 

[sun rise]

But stupid - Arte Johnson was great.

 

[Martin]

Ou est le bleeding 'umbug, monsewer?
My hovercraft is full of eels.

 

[sun rise]

Whole Roasted Eel Recipe

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning with vegetable lo mein

 

[sun rise]

Lo, I have won.

 

[Wu Wei]

lo you have lost..yay verily I have won

 

[sun rise]

Nay, varlet. Every post of mine is a winner.

 

[Wu Wei]

You told a lie, an odious damned lie; Upon my soul, a lie, a wicked lie.

I win

 

[Martin]

Dam varlets and scallions! May you forever itch with bah-humbuggery! (fiendish cackle)

 

[sun rise]

I could use a Shakespearean insult generator to win. But I'll just win because every post of mine is a stepping stone to the next winning milestone.

 

[Wu Wei]

What, you egg! Young fry of treachery!

 

[Martin]

Dastardly portion of putrid petulance and degredation! And not even an English gentleman!
You need a good Lord Wellington up you, sir!

 

[Wu Wei]

Fa speart ye yoo misleader ay yooth.

 

[sun rise]

All you low lives give me the opportunity I crave to up my post count on my way to 40,000 and thence to 50,000 and beyond. So keep it up and I'll keep winning.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yes, and all the while we get 10,000 more opportunities to trounce you thoroughly and gleefully...and we all gratefully thank you for the opportunity to so so

 

[Martin]

Trounce you, good sir, what ho? One thousand miles, we set sail for the Americas or some such colony. But please God, sir, not Canada with the French and their making love with the mouth, eating snails and depraved Bah-Humbuggery. Mon dieu, je voudrais une carte postale en coleur!

 

[sun rise]

Yes, and all the while we get 10,000 more opportunities to trounce you thoroughly and gleefully...and we all gratefully thank you for the opportunity to so so

And from the trounce, I'll bounce.

 

[sun rise]

And bounce

 

[sun rise]

And yet again bounce