The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

I am the pharaoh of the dale
I'll have your poems kept in my jail
to save the world this game is through
my being last to post not you

It is past time for you
to admit your win flew.
In this hap you can't sue.
This to you is my clue.

 

[Revoltingest]

This new place is spiffy for winning.
The old one is in its grave spinning.
I'll crush me old foes
and cut off their toes
and give'm a competent skinning!

 

[sun rise]

I have too much skin in this game
to let you hog all of the fame.
I feel a real rush
when your win I crush.
Winningest will be my nickname.

 

[Wu Wei]

I win
You loose
No din
I choose

 

[Vinayaka]

Winningest versus Revoltingest?
Neither of you wins, so give it a rest,
I'm here to declare,
It's only fair,
That you both concede, cause I'm the best.

 

[Brickjectivity]

if winningest is your name
better play a different game
so you can have closure
you ought to be so sure
a perfect arrow's true aim

 

[Revoltingest]

So Vinney thinks he is the best?
Let's look at the work of this pest...
Rhyming's substandard.
Theme's are a bland turd.
Admit that he's not really blessed.

 

[Wu Wei]

I score
You fail
Don't be sore
I'm the champion male

 

[Brickjectivity]

at last
a step stone
for me to step
to last place and best

 

[Vinayaka]

Humility is far better than pride,
As for this thread, I can say that I tried,
Sometimes its too hard,
To play the winning card,
"But you're always winning!" Rev sighed.

 

[Revoltingest]

Humility is for the weak
who merely turn the other cheek.
when faced with a slap,
a gauntlet, or sap.
Winners love havoc they wreak!

 

[Vinayaka]

Don't you have somewhere to go?
A place you can make some more dough?
We don't want you here.
Go drive your John Deere,
We'd all applaud that, don't you know?

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh just stop
Don't even begin
Admit I am on top
Concede that I win

 

[Brickjectivity]

trying again
is not a sin
but it ain't winning
so stop your grinning

 

[Vinayaka]

Once again its winning time,
Say it with words, or say it in mime,
Let's hold the fort,
And always retort,
"You cannot win if you cannot rhyme!"

 

[sun rise]

In dry California we have rain
The drought has been such a pain.
A World Series we won.
I'm having lots of fun
including the win I now attain.

 

[Vinayaka]

Went out to the garden to pick me some chard.
The climate in Alberta is really quite hard,
For October it's rare,
To eat with such flare,
But the nutritionist said, "Way better than lard!"

 

[sun rise]

Vinayaka you eat very healthy I see.
Living to a ripe old age we will be.
Revoltingest eats very bad
We say: so sad so sad.
while we dance singing "whee"

 

[Revoltingest]

But nothing is better for chard
than cooking with bacon in lard.
This way it's not bland
It's good for you and
I'm winning by playing this card.

 

[Vinayaka]

He confessed to me the other day,
That bacon's just his pretend forte
If truth be told,
His jokes are old,
But I'm afraid he's here to stay.