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The last post is the WINNER!

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
You might have some trouble to slay
each one of us cuz of Wu Wei.
Enormous are claws
attached to his paws,
well matched to the flesh he will flay!

He does have sharp toenails
and has used them as flails.
Feed him raw meat
and he will be beat.
I celebrate with fine cocktails.
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
So Incomprehendably chilling,
This incessant talk of more killing,
Is making me ill,
I need a pill,
So the topic will change, God willing.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
oh don't be a coward
you won't be devoured
your fear of this bear
is sad an unfair
besides your not lighly floured
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I am a new site winner
After a wonderful dinner.
Do not walk.
I now talk.
Now your options become thinner.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
What happened to the site
It gave me such a terrible fright
I was confused
and somewhat bemused
And then the bulb did light
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
This format is foreign to me.
I see from your post you agree.
So let's declare war
on whichever wh***
cast us adrift in this sea
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
We could form a howling mob
Attack the perps to finish the job.
They would see
our lance energy.
They will cook like a fresh kabob.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
curious I logged in late night
looks that most things are ok right
I think they are not done
although this thread is won
until another fishy bites
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Now my posts require moderation.
A sinner am I throughout the nation.
Tis no lie
I must sigh.
If this keeps up will come vituperation.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
My hamster's dun been stole from me!
But what's that moving bulge I see
in those drawers?
Hey, they're yours!
The thief is Brickjectivity!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
On the above post I see this message....
"This message is awaiting moderator approval, and is invisible to normal visitors."
Ya know....what's true is true, but must they be so crass as to point out my abnormality?
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
tossed 'em jerking on the railroad
lost 'em working on the railroad
all my livelong days
its a passing phase
all things are but an episode
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
Oh stop all the complaining guff,
I like this new good looking stuff,
If you ain't apt,
or just can't adapt,
Then I say, "Tough, Buddy, Tough!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Complaining is why we're all here.
Cuz crying our tears in our beer
gives catharsis and
will not get us banned
so you get a big wet Bronx cheer!
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
For your health, I issue this warning,
Please, drink no more beer in the morning,
It's bad for the heart,
Gives a slow start,
And nobody wants to be mourning!
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
what were we talking about
somebody drinking some stout
if thats all it is
and you're positive
then whats to complain about
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
That Irish pint of Guiness,
Is a superiour drinker's finesse,
But it's certainly not
Quite fit fer a Scot,
Cause on this, he's jealesse.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
I miss you baby got the blues
looks like our story is old news
what has become
of what once was
there's nothing left but drinking booze!
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
that was just demonstrate-tiv
come on now be creative
roses still are red red
chivalry is not dread
loving is contem-plate-tiv
 
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