The last post is the WINNER!

[Vinayaka]

No tether for me you old skunk,
Sometimes we all get in a funk,
For even you know,
When the words they don't flow,
And that is the time to get drunk.

 

[Revoltingest]

This fellow's no better than Brick.
He drinks with his buds til he's sick.
He's one of those lushes
so sloppy he washes
himself with a rag on a stick.

 

[Vinayaka]

If drinking is what you adore,
Then go for it til you get sore,
From bashing your head,
Getting into your bed,
And keeping Boss awake with your snore.

 

[Brickjectivity]

 

[Vinayaka]

To post a cartoon Is asking for ruin,
Cause the others must carry the tune,
What tune is that?
To not copycat!
So go fly a kite, you old bruin!

 

[Revoltingest]

You really should take greater care
when writing a rhyme you will air
in this little thread
which is widely read
cuz Wu Wei (not Brick) is the bear.

 

[Vinayaka]

So if Wu Wei is a bear, as you say,
What are you, if you dare, if you may?
My conjecture, I'll try,
Is a pig in a sty?
So sorry, already, okay?

 

[Wu Wei]

1, 2, 3
Do you see
4, 5, 6
his bag of tricks
7, 8, 9
with his ball of twine
10, 11, 12
he took of the shelve
13, 14, 15
and its moldy green
16 , 17, 18
touch it you'll need a vaccine
19, 20, 21
ok, that's it, i'm done

 

[Vinayaka]

Is it Wei as in way, or Wei as in why?
It's so hard to rhyme, but we try,
Is it your little way,
To keep poets at bay?
So please tell us right now or you die!

 

[Wu Wei]

You unlearned fool
I need not show you the way
That wouldn’t be cool
I have nothing more to say

As for your threat
It cracks me up
Your words are all wet
You silly pup

 

[Revoltingest]

It's obvious how to say.
Wu's "Wei" clearly rhymes with "way"
So how would one know?
To pinyin you go.
Don't know what that is? Oy vey!

 

[Vinayaka]

Well I thank you, kind Sir,
For it did not occur,
Another option is 'we'
Or did you not see?
Now to Wei I defer.

 

[Wu Wei]

It is not we
That's plain to see
It's most certainly way
That's enough for this day

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'd hate to cross our friend wu wei
not sure how to rhyme him today
or why he bothers
boxing with others
in boxes he boxes all day

 

[Wu Wei]

I can't rhyme
I'm out of time
I lost my muse
and that's the news
more would be a crime



it is time to go
no more rhyming at this time
I am bored with this

 

[Revoltingest]

Wu Wei is a big grizzly bear,
He's covered with brown grizzly hair.
With claws impressive
& tongue expressive
he saunters around with great flair!

 

[Revoltingest]

Some people say "saunter" is gay.
But I wouldn't say that to Wei.
Cuz he be bad.
Might make'm mad.
He might make a human fillet.

 

[sun rise]

Last night I was going to slay
all of you in a wonderful way
the site was down
causing a big frown
but today is for making hay.

 

[sun rise]

Some people say "saunter" is gay.
....

To my victory I gaily saunter
while your loss makes you ever gaunter.
I leap
you peep.
My victory makes me a happy taunter.

 

[Revoltingest]

You might have some trouble to slay
each one of us cuz of Wu Wei.
Enormous are claws
attached to his paws,
well matched to the flesh he will flay!