The last post is the WINNER!

[Vinayaka]

This is the wrong thread for that, Man.
Focus, or 4con will give you the ban.
Here's about winning,
Not whining or Finning,
So shut it, and go take your bran.

 

[Revoltingest]

Nuthin beats bacon's aroma.
Even if you're in a coma
that beauteous smell
is clear as a bell.
And mangoes can cause carcinoma!

 

[4consideration]

I edited the accidental duplicate to become a request for info about how to delete it. It seems that function has come & gone.

OK. It should come back.

In the interim, maybe anyone that has a duplicate they can't delete can just edit it to say something like: Duplicate post. Staff please delete.

 

[Revoltingest]

OK. It should come back.

In the interim, maybe anyone that has a duplicate they can't delete can just edit it to say something like: Duplicate post. Staff please delete.

I'd rather edit to say.....
You lose!
I win!
Neener neener neener!

 

[4consideration]

I like that. Thanks.

You lose!
I win!
Neener neener neener!

 

[Revoltingest]

You're aping me style?
I'm....so...touched!

 

[Brickjectivity]

enemy of good food
you boy in the hood stood
against tasteful sense
cooking up pretense
bitter offense rude dude

 

[Vinayaka]

Mango is super, but what is that stench?
It's coming from you, it's not from the French,
On now I see,
It's bacon, agree?
And the mangoman say, "How's that for revench?"

 

[Revoltingest]

Ode to a dearly departed poster....

There once was a fellow, Titanic.
His underwear smelled most Satanic.
He gave the excuse
for odor profuse...
"At least it's completely organic!"

 

[Vinayaka]

Satanic he was? Did he love bacon too?
I doubt that he did, cause not many do.
Sure it's occasional,
For the delusional,
But mangoes are best! Now I bid you adieu!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your mangoes are vittles of Satan!
He grows'm for souls that he's bait'n.
The sickly sweet smell
portends to trips Hell.
But bacon is for sin abate'n.

 

[Vinayaka]

How dare you insult the best fruit,
You dastardly, evil, nasty old coot!
Cured pig is rotten,
Or have you forgotten,
That time you got poisoned to boot.

 

[Revoltingest]

The reason that bacon is cured
is so that it's safety's ensured.
It's so strikingly good
for you smoked over wood
and aged so it's fully matured.

 

[Vinayaka]

You can't type and eat bacon at once.
Then have some more bacon you dunce!
That'll give me a break,
From your carnivorous take,
And no-one puts up with your grunts.

 

[Revoltingest]

You can't type and eat bacon at once.
Then have some more bacon you dunce!
That'll give me a break,
From your carnivorous take,
And no-one puts up with your grunts.

I can with a bacon machine,
which feeds me this wondrous cuisine.
Much like this device,
it gives me a nice
supply while it keeps me hands clean!

 

[Vinayaka]

Homer's not really my hero,
On the scale to 10, he gets zero.
Whatever turns your crank,
To be very frank,
I'm winning, you're losing, my Dearo.

 

[Wu Wei]

Ahh the heck with it, no poetry today... I have outside work to do and leaves to rake..... and the oldest has to be at his school for on house so.... I must do it all by myself... and the better half is not helping with the...well...nagging.

Must go now to get some peace and quite outside

 

[Vinayaka]

No poetry, no posting, for that is the rule,
Excuses, you cannot use things like school,
So Wu Wei,
Stay away,
And come back when you're ready to duel.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ahh the heck with it, no poetry today... I have outside work to do and leaves to rake..... and the oldest has to be at his school for on house so.... I must do it all by myself... and the better half is not helping with the...well...nagging.
Must go now to get some peace and quite outside

What could've been......

Me time & me poetry's flagging.
The kids & me Mrs are nagging.
No, there's no excuse
for being obtuse!
You zigged when you should'a been zagging!

 

[Vinayaka]

It seems that for once we agree,
In attempting to get Wu Wei to see,
That welcome he's not,
If his poetry's shot,
To exclude, maybe that is the key.