The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

I vacuumed my house
now it is clean and tidy
this does not matter

 

[Revoltingest]

I vacuumed my house
now it is clean and tidy

 

[Wu Wei]

I have an oreck
not some cheap knockoff vacuum
but pretty much yes

 

[Revoltingest]

Wu Wei's in love with his Oreck,
no cheap imitation or wreck.
With it he dances.
(Or is it "prances?)
Either way he has a clean deck.

 

[Vinayaka]

It's not human to have a clean deck,
It means your life's not a wreck,
It ought to be messy,
Not finicky dressy,
With garbage right up to your neck!

 

[Wu Wei]

Time is wasting
wasting it I am
while I'm lambasting
wonder if I give a damn

 

[Wu Wei]

I need to change
need to get a life
everything seems strange
to taken up by strife

I need to change
wasting is so rife
thinking processes derange
maybe I should ask my wife

 

[sun rise]

With new glasses I might make passes
but all would yell: he again harasses
age done flew
like a good brew
Between youth and I lie many crevasses.

 

[Vinayaka]

So now that you have the right lens.
Instead of the Barbie's, use Ken's
Use the right door,
Get yelled at no more,
And pay with the fiver's not tens.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's not human to have a clean deck,
It means your life's not a wreck,
It ought to be messy,
Not finicky dressy,
With garbage right up to your neck!

Wu Wei isn't human...he's feral...
a bear with a den full of peril
cuz he's a man eater
(who plays with his peter)
and stalks us poor humans as bear'll.

 

[Vinayaka]

See how the pot calls the kettle so black,
Just who is the animal, you moose with a rack?
I figure you're worse,
You always so terse,
So you need to leave, and not come back.

 

[Revoltingest]

See how the pot calls the kettle so black,
Just who is the animal, you moose with a rack?
I figure you're worse,
You always so terse,
So you need to leave, and not come back.

I ain't no moose. I'm a Scot!
I got no rack. I am not
a girlie with tits,
so stop having fits
over me cuz I'm no pot!

 

[Vinayaka]

Don't get defensive my friend,
Insulting will just never end,
That is the way,
It's here to stay,
I need some money, please send.

 

[Wu Wei]

I wonder
when was the inception
of the current perception
that is the deception
of me

 

[sun rise]

You need some money soon, you say.
But none unless you are worthy of pay.
I need cash
for a bash.
Your cash will come on a cold hell day.

 

[Vinayaka]

Oh it never makes sense to wonder,
It's like not linking lightning to thunder,
'Tis a waste of your time,
Like trying to rhyme,
So give up on it now, or go under.

 

[Brickjectivity]

can they truly know who wins?
all of these poster chucked into bins
with no smoking gun
just joking and fun
they may never know I wins

 

[sun rise]

"I wins" is bad English - so sad.
A schoolmarm would get very mad.
I sing as a bard
your bad report card.
Repeat the last grade, you cad.

 

[Brickjectivity]

antigravity proves you lose
You stick to the ceiling drink booze
I have enough money
to say something funny
I win and I don't have to choose

 

[Vinayaka]

It's an optimistic thread that's for sure,
Still nobody here we call 'Sir',
When that day finally comes,
You can send me the sums,
By direct deposit, to recur.