The last post is the WINNER!

[Brickjectivity]

please tell me your pink lemonade
is something to drink in the shade
not a poor excuse
for your silly goose
posting in this thread all unbade

 

[sun rise]

This is an endless thread
inhabited by the undead.
Have some brains
rattle your chains.
And in endless circles tread.

 

[te_lanus]

 

[Vinayaka]

No words is being a cheapskate,
Not much of a thought to narrate,
And that's what he sung,
About your pink tongue,
It's good for the win. Checkmate!

 

[Wu Wei]

I've been to nice
that is not me
must be true to myself
don't you agree

I'll take my advice
do what should be
get off the shelf
set myself free

 

[Vinayaka]

Whatever you say is most likely correct,
Cause one of us read it and checked,
So set yourself free,
Go away, you see,
The remaining will win, you insect.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your insult of Wu Wei is snide.
Such venom I cannot abide.
But on 2nd thought
the way that we've fought
I might get a can of insecticide.

 

[Wu Wei]

He simply didn't get it
but I'm not surprised
there's no reason to quit
until he's truly chastised

 

[Vinayaka]

So ya figure you need some venom,
To eliminate all of the scum,
Of whom do you speak?
Just those who do reek?
Then get rid of the bacon, ya bum.

 

[te_lanus]

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

 

[Brickjectivity]

So, ninth floor is ideal, hence the saying about 9 lives.

 

[Revoltingest]

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

I propose an experiment!
Let's see what floor we should throw a bear from, & have him survive.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Bears bounce.

 

[Revoltingest]

Bears bounce.

I found proof!

 

[Vinayaka]

But after the bear does his bouncing,
Which human will he be a pouncing?
Sure hope it ain't me,
And that I decree,
The humans who lose he's a trouncing.

 

[Wu Wei]

I propose an experiment!
Let's see what floor we should throw a bear from, & have him survive.

Go for it...but first I wish to propose an experiment.... go grab a bear and see if you survive.

I found proof!

fool, that is not bouncing...that is levitation...berries do that to most bears

 

[sun rise]

We interrupt with a news story.
Scotland has lost is malt glory.
Revoltingest is sad
The Japanese are glad
Single malt comes with haiku glory.

 

[te_lanus]

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

 

[Wu Wei]

ironically 1386 is the year the University of Heidelberg openned

 

[te_lanus]

ironically 1386 is the year the University of Heidelberg openned

Could it be that the University opened because a pig was executed by public hanging?