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The last post is the WINNER!

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
It's so wrong to execute pigs,
Those guys had too many swigs,
If justice did prevail
The killing would fail,
They'd be sent to faraway brigs.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
What has this thread become?
the prattling of some won
and that would be me
who won I am he
never forget its done
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
Yes, this is the place that we prattle,
Beats living in rainy Seattle,
But this is for sure,
Of intelligence pure,
Last poster will win the last battle.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
victory is mine
can you not see
don't bother to whine
cause the winner is me
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I hope all vote sometime today
and naturally enough my way.
My choices exude beauty
and embody civic duty.
But if you did not, you will pay.
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
All should do their civic duty,
Even those who are quite snooty,
It's winning time,
A simple rhyme,
From here on I have the booty.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
It seems that many have given up the ghost.
Perhaps people are too tired to even post.
So I take a step
full of winning pep.
Now speak of me as being the foremost.
 

Viker

Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
I haven't witnessed this many bad lyrics since the last Motley Crue concert I went to twenty plus years past. If I was a gambling sort of girl, I would wager that this thread hasn't made Nikki Sixx look like a completely talentless a**.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
All should do their civic duty,
Even those who are quite snooty,
It's winning time,
A simple rhyme,
From here on I have the booty.
You should do your civic duty.
Sober up & be less moody.
Put down the glass
& move your....rear!
That win you had is naught but doody!
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
This from a man with no class,
Such stupid advice I will pass,
I ain't no drinker,
Ya rough smellin' stinker,
It's you that's been smokin the grass.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Ya say yer not a drunk.
Alas, I smell a skunk.
And on yer breath
is crystal meth.
And cover up yer junk!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I'm tired of this pack of wanna be poets
The heck with it...straight and the the point

I WIN!!!!!
You Loooooooose
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
The bear is now bi***y & tired
of trying to rhyme so he's mired
in prose which is dim,
insipid & grim.
So here's the bad news, Wu...you're fired!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Listen you odiferous twit
You opinion does not matter one bit
you are foul and disgusting
And your arm must be rusting
now vamoose you mephitic git
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
still here but for how long
that bear is a diphthong
the statue has become
a fuzzy wuzzy sum
a two voweled bum kong
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Listen you odiferous twit
You opinion does not matter one bit
you are foul and disgusting
And your arm must be rusting
now vamoose you mephitic git
I knew it would work well to goad
you stealthily back into mode.
As I predicted
you are addicted
to taking the easiest road.
 
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