The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

no the winning is mine
Your poem was a crime
suck on a lime
You can't tell time
I've made the climb

Well that was plagiarism
and you've cause a schism
You stole my prose
so now what you suppose
I know, I'll hit you with a prism

 

[Vinayaka]

Plagiarism, I'm afraid, is here to stay,
Idiots never know what to say,
So they cheat,
It's not neat,
So stop it, you cheater, okay?

 

[sun rise]

At last the sheep
have gone to sleep
and none can peep
or dolefully weep
when this thread I sweep
and a win forever keep.

 

[Revoltingest]

A glorious morning today!
No weeping or sheeping, I say!
I'm here to win.
Let me begin
to crush all my foes in this fray!

 

[Vinayaka]

Pleasant morning right back, old goat.
On your winning, it's all she wrote,
I'm hear to relieve you,
And never believe you,
So off with you, go get yer coat!

 

[Revoltingest]

What's with all the venom & racket he
now makes 'bout me post? To attack it, he
comes here to gloat,
& calls me a goat!
That rude Vinayakatty yakatty!

 

[Vinayaka]

You weren't quite awake, so I figure,
Hence the insult just had to be bigger,
But now it's done,
Just enjoy the sun,
And have a great day with your digger.

 

[Revoltingest]

Today I will soon have a meeting.
A U-Haul rep I will be greeting.
New software we want.
And we're on the hunt.
Whooda thought that to them we're entreating?

Note:
I expected that a software limerick would be disappointing.
It's disappointment did not disappoint!
But I win nonetheless.

 

[Vinayaka]

I didn't know U-haul hauled BS,
But take some away, we need less,
Straight from the hip,
We all need less lip,
Then this place'll be less of a mess.

 

[Wu Wei]

Today I shall be agreeable
And that is how I’ll be
For the future foreseeable
Just wait you all will see



NAH!!!! I'm just messin' wit ya.

 

[Vinayaka]

Hooray for Wu Wei, he's back for the day,
But the worker he is, he's unable to stay,
So another one must,
Make Wei bite the dust,
Cause winning is this guy's forte.

 

[Draupadi]

I am still waiting for my mystery prize, hmph!

 

[Vinayaka]

There once was a girl named Draupadi,
Whose descriptions were not very gaudy,
She asked for a prize,
But to her surprise,
She didn't even get something shoddy.

 

[Wu Wei]

well that was not nice
not at all like me
that won't suffice
you must be kind you see

I cannot do this
being nice is sickening
must go for walk now

 

[Brickjectivity]

one winter athlete
could not afford feet
his shoes applied
would merely slide
so he plied his seat

now that you've heard it
let me re word it
you are that one
who almost won
but prematurely blurted it

 

[Wu Wei]

That was rude
That was crude
That's the prelude
Now my mood
is to start a feud
Dude

 

[Brickjectivity]

a painter paints a picture
of flying bears ad mixture
don't be surprised
at your own eyes
and fly into the fixture

 

[Vinayaka]

Friday afternoon, the all is doing well,
Winning this thread is too easy of a sell,
No competition,
Just repetition,
The champions here, ring the bell!

 

[Wu Wei]

Don't know how to tell
And I don't mean to yell
but you post a supposition
and even a superstition
cause your win went straight to hell

 

[sun rise]

The plumber came today.
Everything now flows ok.
Thus I say
hip hip hooray.
Sadly I indeed must pay.