The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

I risk with this poem my causing sedition
by noting the bruin's insane disposition.
Using swipes of his paws
(armed with 7 inch claws),
The bear could obliterate all competition.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm grumpy and old
Outside it is cold
My youngest is ill
has a bit of a chill
so stay out of my way you've been told

 

[sun rise]

It's easy to not join the fray
and easy to keep you at bay.
Listen to me.
Avoid the fee.
Come after me and you will pay.

 

[Vinayaka]

There was a young man from Alert,
Who could never take off his shirt,
The extremely cold air
Was too much to bear,
And the freezing would make him inert.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am in the mood to fustigate
stay clear before its to late
I'm so full of rage
I should be in a cage
who's the first I defenestrate

 

[Brickjectivity]

you defenestrate my parrot
he's dead and so he will bear it
but please get me a new one
preferably a blue one
that's the only way to square it

 

[Vinayaka]

If you're in a skyscraper high,
The defenestratee would surely die!
You will forever rue it,
If 'n ya actually do it.
Calm down, go have a shotta da rye.

 

[Wu Wei]

A drunken bear are you mad
that's the quickest way for things to go bad
nothing more vicious and cruel
must be a wish from a fool
in the end it would be horribly sad

oh what the heck

 

[Brickjectivity]

bears on the carpet wrestling sweaters
eating all the lip-gloss don't know better
painting all the door knobs
knotting up the dental floss
guess I should have paid a baby setter

 

[Wu Wei]

The mayhem to come
but first some fun
so have no fear
have another beer
and then you best run

 

[sun rise]

What is this anger and rage?
Time to turn over a new page.
Being very calm
will be true balm.
Else you will sit in life's cage.

 

[Vinayaka]

The bear couldn't hold down his beer,
All that fast drinking gave him no fear,
He went up to a car,
Asked, "Is this the bar?"
And the tourists stayed away from his rear.

 

[sun rise]

The bear has a problem, I see.
I can cure it for a small fee.
My cure will work very fast
and it's guaranteed to last.
Afterwards he can thank me.

 

[Wu Wei]

Hate to burst your bubble
this bear has no trouble
I had a bad day
is what I must say
Now I turn your house into rubble

 

[Vinayaka]

To bad that the bear couldn't write,
If he could, he'd write about fright,
He would if he could,
I think that he should,
He'd write better than you, well he might.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm a bear that can write
isn't that enough for you
I don't like to fight
but it is what bears do

bears know no fright
don't mind the guffaws
don't fear any slight
let me show you my claws

 

[Brickjectivity]

Looks like nobody wants to post in here
time for me to strike!
The time is now!

 

[sun rise]

I've been laying quietly in wait.
Now you will learn your sad fate.
My win comes fast
and does long last.
The silence was just perfect bait.

 

[Brickjectivity]

like a burning leaf as it falls
or flies sleeping in spiders' jaws
your supposed win is gone
and your morning haz no sun
vanquished you forget your post's cause

 

[Wu Wei]

I triumph
You fail
your jump
no avail