Was your plumber a funny looking Scot?
Just a weird kind of hunch, maybe not.
He'd make you pay all right,
Guys not very bright,
Then again, that may be your miserable lot.
Explanations are rarely forthcoming,
He's too busy doing more plumbing,
It's all some bad joke,
We give him a poke,
To get him right out of his slumming.
Watch out for that yoga, it's sketchy.
It can make you incredibly stretchy,
Put your toe to your ear,
Put your belly on your rear,
And make you feel not wretchy.
I used to do yoga a lot,
My arms and my legs, well they fought,
Each twisted and turned,
So I very soon learned,
To forget all the stuff I'd been taught.