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The last post is the WINNER!

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
Was your plumber a funny looking Scot?
Just a weird kind of hunch, maybe not.
He'd make you pay all right,
Guys not very bright,
Then again, that may be your miserable lot.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Maybe the Scot plugged the drain
Perhaps to generate some pain.
To keep me away?
To win again today?
Hopefully he'll come and explain.
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
Explanations are rarely forthcoming,
He's too busy doing more plumbing,
It's all some bad joke,
We give him a poke,
To get him right out of his slumming.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Perhaps he plumbs the slough of despond
in order to find a large brown diamond.
Does he go
to and fro?
I do know he needs to respond.
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
Let's insult him while he's gone,
He shan't return until it's dawn,
So now's our chance,
To make him dance,
For he's no brains, only brawn.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
no he likes to wind things up
and then he won't interrupt
see he has a pattern
his planet is Saturn
and he'll collect at bankrupt
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
It turns out our Wu is a star!
Duluth for a film got a bar.
Wu won the audition,
and got the position.
He's RF's most famous, by far!

 
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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Six inch claws baby...YEAH!!!!!!

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Enough of technology
That's what I say
all bovine skatology
I'm done for the day
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
You held the trophy for awhile,
Maybe enough to make you smile,
But now's too bad,
You'll be so sad,
To win doesn't tale much guile.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Again I leave for a while.
But do not this thread defile.
Soon I will be back
and ahead of the pack
Again I will win by guile.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I am back from doing yoga
I am the alpha not omega
After the cat and cow
I take a postural bow
This is my winning saga.
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
Watch out for that yoga, it's sketchy.
It can make you incredibly stretchy,
Put your toe to your ear,
Put your belly on your rear,
And make you feel not wretchy.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I like yoga
one time in Saratoga
It makes me relaxed
not overtaxed
Even in Ticonderoga
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I risk dissing fellows that way,
but yoga is clearly quite gay.
Such clothing so loud
should not be allowed!
Alas, I'm as garish as they.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I confess I'm old fashioned gay
Happiness is my very best way.
I wear ordinary clothes
my lumps I don't disclose.
So join me in a cobra I say.
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
I used to do yoga a lot,
My arms and my legs, well they fought,
Each twisted and turned,
So I very soon learned,
To forget all the stuff I'd been taught.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Time to say goodnight
it is not time to fight
It's time to rest
I'm doing my best
shut-up and get out of my sight
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I have to pay homage to my age
and not try to be an ancient sage.
I carefully move
keeping a groove.
And do not let my body in pain rage.
 
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