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The last post is the WINNER!

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
Once ascended on has to make room,
Cause others swish you off with a broom,
So off you do go,
Go play in the snow,
And away with the trophy, vroom, vroom. .
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Things are not what they seem.
But let's not blame Jim Beam.
Plentiful mental rot gut.
has made many a nut.
I'm signing on with the sane team.
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
Indeed, old Jim Beam is to blame,
He captured many who, in fame,
Opened their throats,
Overturned their boats,
And that's how they ended their game.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
I was just talking to someone
he asked for a smoke to bum one
since there weren't any
his girl friend Jenny
left him for me and I've won won
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
The argument goes on
and I was shocked to see
although I'm gone
one idiot now claims a PhD
lol
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
More is more and less is less,
No matter how, it's still BS,
The bigger the pile,
The larger your smile,
It's not about winning. Confess.
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
Of what use is a college degree,
If it doesn't allow you to charge a high fee,
Might as well landscape,
Not as much red tape,
When you want, you can go take a pee.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Should have went to forestry school when I had the chance
but the thought of riches and wealth changed my way
could have been in the forest doing a dance
but sitting and looking at computers I must stay
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
one sad letter told me in jail
he'd formed q by adding a tail
his parents both were embarrassed
born an o but forced to be s
but now he works in my email
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
well my backside hurts from sitting
and my burning eyes are unremitting
my face has a frown
Its time to shut down
time to leave I'm admitting
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Being retired Saturday is my busiest day.
Dog park, farmer's market, computers and such
I run and run staying in the middle of the fray
So I've not been here to post very much.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Information overload and my brain
I can't take much more must refrain
Computers, televisions and phones
Its to much and hurts me to my bones
I just can't take the electronic strain
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Information overload and my brain
I can't take much more must refrain
Computers, televisions and phones
Its to much and hurts me to my bones
I just can't take the electronic strain
Too many electrons damages your chi.
For mental health getting away is key.
Turn them all off.
Don't put it off.
And take a walk in a nice valley.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
The number of posts doth diminish.
Are we staggering to a slow finish.
Can we say
I win today.
And I will my great trophy refinish
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
It is not sunrise here, Sunshine. I suppose it is sunrise somewhere. Perhaps if you went there, you could win. But here & now, I'll do the winning. (No need to thank me. I live to serve.)
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Its that darn chat room competing
with this endless thread repeating

what an empty win to be
left in silent history

it almost feels like cheating
 
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