The last post is the WINNER!

[Brickjectivity]

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echo 'Pblpbtpbt ^^'

 

[Wu Wei]

yeah that was incredibly nonsensical

 

[Brickjectivity]

"yeah that was incredibly nonsensical" said the talking bear

 

[Wu Wei]

And yet you are talking to the bear

 

[Vinayaka]

Talking to a wild bear is no fun,
Cause if he gets angry, you run,
So please stay in your car,
Make sure the door's not ajar,
Please heed, or you will be done.

 

[sun rise]

A new poem and an ode
to carefully written code.
Shell grep awk and sed
might send you to bed.
To me they're old work mode.

 

[Wu Wei]

what did that mean
you left me confused
the meanings unseen
but at least I'm amused

 

[Wu Wei]

Talking to a wild bear is no fun,
Cause if he gets angry, you run,
So please stay in your car,
Make sure the door's not ajar,
Please heed, or you will be done.

bears have long claws
but we get a bad rap
we have dangerous maws
never mind, its time for my nap

 

[Vinayaka]

There once was a man named Amuse,
Who thought he should go on a cruise,
To a land far away,
So what did he say?
I sure hope they have lots of booze.

 

[Brickjectivity]

putting booze into a sentence
makes being drunk the pentence
and thirty years hard liquor
would get more put in jail quicker
crooks would volunteer for instance

 

[Wu Wei]

Vodka Whiskey and Gin
I don't know where to begin
they're stronger than beer
at least that's what I hear
please excuse me while I dig in

 

[sun rise]

The bear has an booze addiction
And that is not a mere fiction
He might a bit pout
but I call him out.
Not doing so would be dereliction.

 

[Brickjectivity]

bear in a rabid habitat
dog sitting a penthouse or flat
not knowing what they might do
stinking like skunks in a poo
better than some rascally cat

 

[sun rise]

And now the bear has a competitor on the block who is poised to win if he wanders over here. Compare the sad state of the current bear to this one - Gomeza by name

 

[Wu Wei]

I know him
he's a friend of mine
we steal pic-a-nic baskets all the time

 

[sun rise]

Which one is Yogi Bear and which is Boo-boo?

 

[Wu Wei]

Well that was uncalled for...you PERVERT!!!!

no wonder why you're a LOSER!!!!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Just please don't post anything like that in our precious coffee thread. I win.

 

[Wu Wei]

You talk about COFFEE!!! In this thread.... I'm offended...oh wait...wrong thread..... never mind...lets just go with...I win

 

[Revoltingest]

I win cuz I have a new wood stove.
The Pacific Energy Summit!
Now, I'm going to go fire up my forklift to get it into the house.
Grrrrrrrr!