The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

I win win win win win win win
& win win win win win win win!
You lose lose lose
And lose lose lose!
I win win win win win win win!

Whew....that took a while to compose!

 

[Wu Wei]

I win...you loose.... and that took no time at all to compose

 

[Revoltingest]

The word is "lose", not "loose", ya tea sip'n lollygagger!

 

[Wu Wei]

no...its loose.... I forgot the 're


and I win again

 

[sun rise]

The word is "lose", not "loose", ya tea sip'n lollygagger!

At winning insults, I have no peer since I have a program that can generate them:

Thou surly toad-spotted gudgeon!
Thou wayward hell-hated codpiece!
Thou clouted hedge-born lewdster!

and more and more and still yet more

Thou fawning half-faced flap-dragon!
Thou goatish dismal-dreaming hedge-pig!
Thou quailing clapper-clawed flax-wench!

 

[Revoltingest]

Medieval insults?
Interesting....ya ginger haired, lite beer swill'n calf fondler!

 

[sun rise]

Medieval insults?
Interesting....ya ginger haired, lite beer swill'n calf fondler!

I bow before the greater lords of the internet:

Every letter of yours breathes Moabitish pride. So much can a single bull inflate a single bubble that you practically make distinguished asses into gods.

From Against Latomus, pg. 150 of Luther's Works, Vol. 32

and

Perhaps you want me to die of unrelieved boredom while you keep on talking.

From The Bondage of the Will, pg. 244 of Luther's Works, Vol. 33

Do you want to know a secret? I don't know why I should tell you, but I will for the very minor amount of amusement it provides me Lutheran Insulter :: List of Insults

 

[Wu Wei]

Your both foul vile cur
Plebeian scum
varlets and brigands all
and I won again

 

[sun rise]

You winnest again dost thinkest thou?
Thy win explodes with a big kerpow
I win anon
call me icon.
I ascend my winning throne now.

 

[Vinayaka]

This throne you speak of is fake,
It's the same as a car on a lake,
Whatever you think,
That car will still sink,
The fat trophy its mine to take.

 

[Brickjectivity]

What? What? Did you say?
I'd love to Wednesday.
huh? Not what you said?
Well paint the town red.
Then come back some day!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Let me tell you about bed bugs.
They are real and living in rugs.
When you are alone.
They're in your cell phone.
But they won't give you any hugs.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Now I will demonstrate
how win and close the gate
and in this forum meet
a mind to mind retreat
the quorum postulate

 

[Wu Wei]

Sorry...could you repeat that...seems that I didn't quite get it...because it appears that I just won

 

[Revoltingest]

This guy says I win!

 

[Wu Wei]

This guy says you lose..

 

[Brickjectivity]

Seventeen minutes ago.

 

[Wu Wei]

But the main thing is he lost....as did you....

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning!

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning