The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

I win...well....just because I did....

 

[sun rise]

I win cuz I have a new wood stove.
The Pacific Energy Summit!
Now, I'm going to go fire up my forklift to get it into the house.
Grrrrrrrr!

So you'll be singing that old song? You know "Do not fork get me oh my darling..."

 

[Revoltingest]

So you'll be singing that old song? You know "Do not fork get me oh my darling..."

You do know that jokes like that invalidate your next ten wins, don't you?

 

[sun rise]

You do know that jokes like that invalidate your next ten wins, don't you?

So you're saying this is my "win-ter of discontent", he said "win-somley"

 

[Vinayaka]

Invalidation, there's no such thing,
Like it or not, you ain't the king,
Only simplistic fools,
Make such silly rules,
Go play with your stove, you dingaling.

 

[Revoltingest]

So you're saying this is my "win-ter of discontent", he said "win-somley"

No win for you!
20 wins now forfeit!

 

[Vinayaka]

I vote we pretend mutiny on the pretend dictator.

 

[Revoltingest]

I vote we pretend mutiny on the pretend dictator.

No grog for mutineers!
Only poetry.

 

[Vinayaka]

There once was a man who sold grog,
His goal was to remain in a fog,
Of that he made well,
In the never ending hell,
And his mind didn't move from the bog.

 

[Revoltingest]

There once was a mutinous guy
who yearned to usurp Captain Bligh.
Instead of his grog
I grabbed him to flog
his hiney with straps from a clog!

I wonder how many wins I just forfeited?
None! I'm the dictator!

 

[Vinayaka]

There once was a forum dictator,
Whose mouth was the size of a crater,
He incessantly prattled,
Nobody got rattled,
So he was put out, "Seeya later!"

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Alsatians are fast,
Alsatians can hurry,
Which is how they avoid
Being in Chinese curry.

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh..poetry again...ehh

I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win
II win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win
I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win
I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win

 

[sun rise]

There are no good rules here
if you drink too much beer.
To the prober
I am sober.
At winning I have no peer

 

[Brickjectivity]

do supervisors loosen bolts?
probably not
do executive assistants clean electronics?
probably not
are presidents of companies water resistant?
probably so
Do you understand why it took so many tries to discover wd-40?
probably depends upon whether you've ever used it or not

 

[Wu Wei]

Did you win
well no
Did I win
well yes

 

[Brickjectivity]

It has come to my attention that
another post would be needed at
this location where
someone saw a bear
looking like some outdoor bureaucrat

 

[Wu Wei]

yeah yeah yeah
you lost.....I won

 

[allfoak]

Am i it?

 

[Wu Wei]

You were