The last post is the WINNER!

[Stevicus]

Tangerine win.

 

[Revoltingest]

I see.

Well, it's probably for the best. Can't have her knowing you lost both the win in this thread and the skirmish yesterday in Random Meaningless Announcements to a 40 pound tangerine mammal.

Can't win'm all.
Well....actually, every post here is a win.
So I can win'm all.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Can't win'm all.
Well....actually, every post here is a win.
So I can win'm all.

True. I cheated anyway. I slipped mint sauce into your haggis.

 

[Revoltingest]

True. I cheated anyway. I slipped mint sauce into your haggis.

Fiend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wu Wei]

She doesn't know.
Besides, I'm making some money as I post....rent, interest, wheeling & dealing.

you forgot to add...MY MONEY you get for doing NOTHING....ya deadbeat, ya slothful vagrant, ay no good, no account, fetid, flea bitten, shiftless, laggard, retiree

 

[Stevicus]

Today is Thor's Day.

 

[Wu Wei]

And tomorrow is frīġedæġ.

 

[Thief]

mareseatoatsanddoeseatoats

andlittlelambseativy

akiddlewilleativytoo

wouldn't you?

 

[sun rise]

When I was young, back in the stegasaurus days, I heard that as Merzie Doats.

 

[Thief]

did you mean to say?.....thesaurus

 

[Stevicus]

Mares eat oats.

 

[sun rise]

But why does Miss Doats eat oats? High cholesterol?

 

[Stevicus]

But why does Miss Doats eat oats? High cholesterol?

Maybe her favorite restaurant was closed?

 

[sun rise]

Maybe her favorite restaurant was closed?

Ok. The pandemic is to blame. She had nothing else in the house but oats.

 

[Revoltingest]

you forgot to add...MY MONEY you get for doing NOTHING....ya deadbeat, ya slothful vagrant, ay no good, no account, fetid, flea bitten, shiftless, laggard, retiree

Your generosity is touching.
If I had feelings, I'd have a positive one.

 

[sun rise]

Your generosity is touching.
If I had feelings, I'd have a positive one.

In the DIscworld series, golems don't have feelings. So, golem, how is your animated clay existence these days?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Your generosity is touching.
If I had feelings, I'd have a positive one.

If you don't have feelings, then what are you doing whenever we're in a dark movie theatre and you claim you're just trying to reach for the popcorn?

 

[Revoltingest]

In the DIscworld series, golems don't have feelings. So, golem, how is your animated clay existence these days?

Golems are Jewish.
I'm not, my real life nickname notwithstanding.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you don't have feelings, then what are you doing whenever we're in a dark movie theatre and you claim you're just trying to reach for the popcorn?

Well....let's just say that excuse fails (since I don't buy popcorn).

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Well....let's just say that excuse fails (since I don't buy popcorn).

Good thing you are married and unable to marry anyone else. I've heard of a few guys whose excuses didn't work out. They ended up married. And no Republican wants to marry a wolverine. So just count your blessings whenever you're counting Wu's money.