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The last post is the WINNER!
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Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
FINALLY....some imagination.....some thought but into a post in this thread...... thank you...but just the same...you lose
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the forum
Not a poster was stirring, not even a bear.
The stockings were hung by the stove with decorum,
In hopes that Revoltingest soon would be there.
The posters were nestled all snug in their beliefs,
While visions of debates won danced in their heads.
And Wu Wei in his open robe, getting some "relief",
Had just settled our brains for a long win by Revolt.
Not a poster was stirring, not even a bear.
The stockings were hung by the stove with decorum,
In hopes that Revoltingest soon would be there.
The posters were nestled all snug in their beliefs,
While visions of debates won danced in their heads.
And Wu Wei in his open robe, getting some "relief",
Had just settled our brains for a long win by Revolt.
When down in me gut there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed before it would splatter.
Away to the window I flew feeling ill,
Tore open the shutters and threw up on the sill.
I sprang from the bed before it would splatter.
Away to the window I flew feeling ill,
Tore open the shutters and threw up on the sill.
Tis better to lose with great style than to win with plodding.....uh....oh, wait....I'm winning again!
Btw, I bet you'd make a nice rug.
Btw, I bet you'd make a nice rug.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
So.....Wu Wei wants to spank me, eh?
To each his own.
To each his own.
We are getting into territory best avoided. Mental images are parading through my mind that don't need to take up residence there.
Too late....now yer picture'n Willie's bare haunches under the paw of a bear with a devilish grin. Suffice to say, you really really lose!
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Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Never said spank you odious pervert..... I should have gone for my usual, it might have cut down on the confusion...but with you... I doubt it......You should fustigated and then defenestrated
Sounds like you want to violate me every which but loose!
And I'm winning....scared, but winning.
And I'm winning....scared, but winning.
Wu did shut his noisome door. Upon this bear was Willie's gore. He chewed the fat and choked on the bone. That's how he was overthrown.
What was that you said? You are doomed?
I'm doomed to be the winner, and the envy of all!
I do envy your winning cuz....oh, wait.....now I'm the one who's winning!
Here. Have some fiber, because you're...nice.
Fiber....woo hoo!
I'll be regular!
I'll be regular!