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The last post is the WINNER!
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Oh to be as furry as a bear, as fuzzy as a fox and as frazzled as a ferret.
Then the world would open before me like pages in a book.
I would roam the heavens that are the lands without fearing the spider,
sleep in dark wet places and under leaves or in Walmart dumpsters.
The kingdoms of the Earth would be mine forever and every berry.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson drugged & held at gunpoint
Then the world would open before me like pages in a book.
I would roam the heavens that are the lands without fearing the spider,
sleep in dark wet places and under leaves or in Walmart dumpsters.
The kingdoms of the Earth would be mine forever and every berry.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson drugged & held at gunpoint
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Forest critters
chortled titters
cuz his butt was pink & bare.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Forest critters
chortled titters
cuz his butt was pink & bare.
I'm safe so long as I'm stay out of pickanick baskets.
Bears can't be wizards. Dogs, on the other hand, can:
Besides which, I know a secret incantation that most in this now ending dark age don't know. But out of my generosity I'll share the secret with lesser mortals:
