The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

We get what we deserve - I gave @Revoltingest $20 the other day to stock up on shouty bear repellant, but he saw a DOS computer in someone's car trunk for sale on the way to the store.

 

[ChristineM]

We get what we deserve - I gave @Revoltingest $20 the other day to stock up on shouty bear repellant, but he saw a DOS computer in someone's car trunk for sale on the way to the store.

$20???, kind of expensive for a revolt computer eh?

 

[Revoltingest]

$20???, kind of expensive for a revolt computer eh?

@Wu Wei generously paid for it.
And a pound of bacon.

 

[ChristineM]

@Wu Wei generously paid for it.
And a pound of bacon.

That settles my mind, i didnt think $20 would come out of your sporran

 

[Wu Wei]

@Wu Wei generously paid for it.
And a pound of bacon.

generously......AGAINST MY WILL....yes......happily...... No...as for the bacon.....that is a BLASPHEMOUS MISAPPROPRIATION OF FUNDS....YA HEATHEN!!!!!

 

[Wu Wei]

That settles my mind, i didnt think $20 would come out of your sporran

no no no...don't EVER get him talking about his sporran......it will just sicken us all

 

[Revoltingest]

generously......AGAINST MY WILL....yes......happily...... No...as for the bacon.....that is a BLASPHEMOUS MISAPPROPRIATION OF FUNDS....YA HEATHEN!!!!!

Thank you for your service.

 

[Wu Wei]

Thank you for your service.

Well...at leas you appreciate the money you TAKE from me...ya sacrilegious thieving reprobate swindler

 

[MNoBody]

 

[Revoltingest]

Well...at leas you appreciate the money you TAKE from me...ya sacrilegious thieving reprobate swindler

Your money warms me heart.
May you enjoy good health...good enuf to keep working another decade or so.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your money warms me heart.
May you enjoy good health...good enuf to keep working another decade or so.

HA!!!!! I'll show you...I'll get UNHEALTHY....wait...no.....I mean...I will be retiring before another decade passes.....and then I will not only NOT be paying you money any longer...but competing with you to GET money....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

 

[Revoltingest]

HA!!!!! I'll show you...I'll get UNHEALTHY....wait...no.....I mean...I will be retiring before another decade passes.....and then I will not only NOT be paying you money any longer...but competing with you to GET money....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Until then, you have my thanks for your service.
Let that inspire you every slowly ticking tedious minute on the job.

 

[sun rise]

DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!

I don't need to respond because from what you've written abuse comes to you willy-nilly.

 

[Wu Wei]

Until then, you have my thanks for your service.
Let that inspire you every slowly ticking tedious minute on the job.

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't need to respond because from what you've written abuse comes to you willy-nilly.

No, it actually comes scripted....and I don't know anyone named Willy Nilly

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Kin ya blame me?

No.

But I still hope you realize the full weight of what you've done:

 

[sun rise]

Winning with this knowledge. They are Japanese black bears but there's no reason this won't work on grizzlies.

Japanese Town Deploys Growling Robot ‘Wolves’ to Protect Residents From Bears

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning with this knowledge. They are Japanese black bears but there's no reason this won't work on grizzlies.

Japanese Town Deploys Growling Robot ‘Wolves’ to Protect Residents From Bears

What fo you expect....Japanese black bears are sissies...try that in Hokkaidō and see what happens

 

[MNoBody]

 

[Wu Wei]

I turn cars into works of art

And I am ever vigilant for dangerous and illegal pick-a-nick baskets to protect mankind