The last post is the WINNER!

[4consideration]

Does the cow represent you?
If so, nice rack!


I cannot believe that I just made a Wirey joke.
Forgive me for coopting yer turf.

No, the cow represents a lame attempt at a joke, when I couldn't come up with something else related to bacon. It may have been a losing joke, but it was a winning post.

Does the ribbon make me look fat?

 

[Revoltingest]

No, the cow represents a lame attempt at a joke, when I couldn't come up with something else related to bacon. It may have been a losing joke, but it was a winning post.

Does the ribbon make me look fat?

Of course not!
It has a slimming effect....not that you need it.
And the stripes remind me of bacon.

 

[sun rise]

Do you know why we're all doomed. Revoltingest has lived up to his name and the punishment will arrive due to his putting his stomach above all human values.

 

[Revoltingest]

You are one tasty mother.......!

 

[Wu Wei]

may all your bacon burn

 

[Revoltingest]

Do you know that if you switch the first letters of each word in "bacon burn", it still says "bacon burn"?
It's true!
(I worked it out.)

 

[4consideration]

Did you know that if you substitute turkey bacon for real bacon, it tastes nothing like real bacon?

(But, since it's flat you can easily make it crispy, so it's like eating meat chips...but it's not like eating bacon.)

 

[Revoltingest]

Did you know that if you substitute turkey bacon for real bacon, it tastes nothing like real bacon?

(But, since it's flat you can easily make it crispy, so it's like eating meat chips...but it's not like eating bacon.)

I like turkey bacon too....it has its own charm, & it's very lean.

 

[sun rise]

"To Serve Man" (if you don't understand why this is funny, search on the title.). But this the revenge starting to happen.

 

[Wu Wei]

cookies...... cookies are good.... I like cookies.....

 

[Revoltingest]

cookies...... cookies are good.... I like cookies.....

Here you go!

 

[sun rise]

The bacon aliens and their friends offer a treat:

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't like bacon so I would not like bacon cookies.... but other cookies are good.... I like chocolate chip cookies, molasses cookies and peanut butter cookies.... but I would not like any of them if they had bacon on them

 

[Revoltingest]

Bacon bacon for a bear.
Would you like them in your lair?
Would you, could you eat them there?
Would you like them wearing sox?
Would you eat them with a fox?
What if they were on a plate?
You could eat them with a date!

 

[sun rise]

The love of bacon leads to this:

 

[Wu Wei]

Well...
the bacon obsessed have won the day.....
I truly wish they'd go away
I have enough of them on this fine day
now one last perjured rhyme to say


I do not like bacons in the file.
I do not like it in any style.
I will not take it fried or boiled.
I will not take it poached or broiled.
I will not take them soft or scrambled,
Despite an argument well-rambled.
No fan I am of the bacon at hand.
Destroy that bacon! Today! Today!
Today I say!
Without delay!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Are you people still here?

 

[Wu Wei]

Are you people still here?

STOP THAT!!!!! Do you have ANY idea where that pig has been

 

[Brickjectivity]

I guess snot is tasty no matter who's it is?