The last post is the WINNER!

[Rick O'Shez]

 

[Revoltingest]

Bacon....devilishly good!

 

[sun rise]

Bacon....devilishly good!

Now he starts revealing what I've been warning about for some time now. And the next steps are obvious. But the ultimate truth will eventually be revealed.

 

[Revoltingest]

Now he starts revealing what I've been warning about for some time now. And the next steps are obvious. But the ultimate truth will eventually be revealed.

That must be some powerful bacon.......20 megaton bacon!
With a giant donut over it!

 

[Rick O'Shez]

 

[Wu Wei]

Bacon........

Is abominable, awful, distasteful, loathsome, nasty, odious, repugnant, vile, foul, gross, nauseating, revolting, detestable, ghastly, grody, icky, lousy, rotten, scuzzy, yucky, horrible and sickening

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm thinking of making some bear bacon.
Now....where can I get me some bear meat?

 

[Wu Wei]

I can recommend a few places to check.... I know some hungry bears that would love for you to stop by......

 

[sun rise]

This worship of bacon was foretold in ancient scriptures and the consequences laid out for all to see:

 

[Wu Wei]

This is your blood

This is your blood on bacon

 

[Revoltingest]

Oops! Wrong bacon!

 

[Revoltingest]

But I still won!

 

[Wu Wei]

nope, wrong, you didn't

 

[sun rise]

You know why I'm a winner. Because I think this is cool:

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Bacon........

But it's proof for God!

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[4consideration]

I wonder what God thinks about people using bacon to justify their own hatred of other people that see things differently than they do.

(I know this post isn't funny, but it's still a winner.)

I just wonder about it when I see people tell other people God hates them. It's so weird to me.

 

[Revoltingest]

I wonder what God thinks about people using bacon to justify their own hatred of other people that see things differently than they do.

(I know this post isn't funny, but it's still a winner.)

I just wonder about it when I see people tell other people God hates them. It's so weird to me.

It's bacon apostasy, I tells ya!
Bacon blasphemy!

 

[4consideration]

Oh, well..."every fellow to his own taste said the old lady who kissed the cow..."

...as long as it's a winning cow, of course.

 

[Revoltingest]

Does the cow represent you?
If so, nice rack!


I cannot believe that I just made a Wirey joke.
Forgive me for coopting yer turf.