The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

Oh for crying out loud here we go again 4consideratoin and Revoltingest....sheesh... get a room already

 

[Revoltingest]

A room filled with bacon, sammiches, cobbler & bear traps!

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't care what it has in it..JUST GET ONE!!! and spare the rest of us your strange proclivities

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't care what it has in it..JUST GET ONE!!! and spare the rest of us your strange proclivities

 

[sun rise]

 

[Revoltingest]

It's a bacony breakfastie morning!

 

[Wu Wei]

ENOUGH with the bacon already...we know, we know...you are obsessed with it, you love it,. you like do strange and perverted things with it NONE OF WANT TO KNOW ABOUT!!!! you eat great gobs of it, so much that it would likely have KILLED a normal person by now...of course we also know YOU'RE NOT NORMAL!!!!! Likely your blood has turned to BACON GREESE and you leave a slime trail of salty ooze wherever you go...now MOVE ON!!!! get another hobby, go back to toilet hugging or wolf wrestling or fondling heavy equipment.... but the bacon bit (pun intended) is getting old as week old already cooked left out in the heat BACON!!!!!

 

[Brickjectivity]

When squeaky bears discuss affairs they really shouldn't put on airs.

 

[Revoltingest]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
He kept bacon in his lair.
He loved it so,
& cooked it slow.
Grease he then put on his hair.

 

[sun rise]

I'm a pretty mild mannered and agreeable sort. But this bacon obsession is pushing me to the edge. Want to push me over?

 

[Revoltingest]

This one isn't about bacon.
It's about the maple kind of bacon.

 

[sun rise]

Now that image contains "for more talking animals, click here". So you're reprieved this time.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

Here is one for Rev... is should make him happy

The Bacon Coffin

From Revolingest's health chart

 

[Revoltingest]

Fool! I never cook bacon.
It's done for me.
I have proof!

 

[4consideration]

Yeah, you started getting someone else to do it for you after you tried frying bacon dressed just like that...without the dress of course.

 

[Brickjectivity]

As the world has become wealthier it has become fatter and this creates problems for the afterlife. Morbidly obese corpses often can’t fit into mortuary refrigerators or crematory furnaces. Traditional coffins were once tapered and widest at the shoulders, but to accommodate a general increase in body-weight, most present day coffins are cigar-shaped, wide throughout. - --taken from As the morbidly obese die, coffins change shape Digital Dying

There once was a man who ate 1lb of bacon per day.

 

[sun rise]

 

[Revoltingest]

Bacon!

 

[sun rise]