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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Bacon is not just good....it's necessary. There's no better ingredient for when a woman makes us a BLT sammich. Bacon is far far superior to: bears, blotters, babies, bearings, bruins, bimbos, bark, bozos, branding irons, Brazil, & border patrol cops.
You forget the era you live in when "get off your fat butt and make your own **** sandwich" is the expected reply. Or perhaps with a new addition "and while you're up, bring me a cup of tea".
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
You forget the era you live in when "get off your fat butt and make your own **** sandwich" is the expected reply. Or perhaps with a new addition "and while you're up, bring me a cup of tea".
Even in this enlightened era, womyn still make me sammiches......with extra bacon. Some of us just inspire that in others.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
hmmm tea...good idea... I think I will go get myself one..... meaning just for me and none for any of you...
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Rev, if you're talking about sneaking into a woman's house while she's frying bacon, lifting your kilt, she throws bread at you while running from the house screaming...I'm pretty sure you can't count that as making you a sammich!
Close enuf for me!

Can you throw some tomaters too next time?
And I prefer whole wheat....with extra gluten.
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Is it "throwing" cobbler?
I'm not familiar with that term, and I'd probably regret it if I tried to fake it.

edit: It's a: I've had a nice dinner and two glasses of win(e)...what should I do with those blueberries...I think I'll make a cobbler, kind of cobbler...

...and it's good.
 
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