The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

Bacon is the greatest plague that can afflict humanity, it destroys religion, it destroys states, it destroys families. Any scourge is preferable to it.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[sun rise]

I am become bacon, destroyer of worlds.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Bacon: the latest advance in moustache color technology. "Its not just grey, its breakfast!"

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Revoltingest]

I am become bacon, destroyer of worlds.

I thought of doing that one!
But I decided that it should be reserved for some low scoundrel who dislikes it.

I chop down trees. I eat my bacon. I go to the lava'tree!

 

[sun rise]

I thought of doing that one!
But I decided that it should be reserved for some low scoundrel who dislikes it.

I chop down trees. I eat my bacon. I go to the lava'tree!

You know of course what a natural follow-up post would be.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I am now just copying cliches and pasting bacon in. Its a lot of bacon to grind through.

 

[Revoltingest]

You know of course what a natural follow-up post would be.

The taste of bacon removes the taste of shame.

 

[Wu Wei]

bacon IS shame

 

[Revoltingest]

No, no, no....you're confusing shame with sin.
Bacon is sin....a too-good-to-be-true forbidden pleasure... something desired even by those whose faith bans it (Jews, Muslims, vegans)!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I don't eat plantains.

 

[Wu Wei]

No, no, no....you're confusing shame with sin.
Bacon is sin....a too-good-to-be-true forbidden pleasure... something desired even by those whose faith bans it (Jews, Muslims, vegans)!

No, no, no....you're confusing fantasy with reality... I meant to say shame... and I was being unusually kind when I said that.... It is a sin that it is allowed to exist though

I don't eat plantains.

I don't either

 

[Revoltingest]

Bacon is the best fantasy because it can be reality for those who dare!

 

[Wu Wei]

Until philosophers are kings, or the kings and princes of this world have the spirit and power of philosophy, and political greatness and wisdom meet in one, and those commoner natures who pursue either to the exclusion of the other are compelled to stand aside, cities will never have rest from their bacon...

 

[Revoltingest]

Go ahead....make my bacon!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I have only one thing to say.

 

[Wu Wei]

It is amazing how complete is the delusion that bacon is goodness.”

You are protected, in short, by your ability to avoid bacon

 

[4consideration]

Believe that if you want to...but...

 

[Wu Wei]

You can't believe a single thing Boromir says...he is incredibly fickle...see