The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

you know for a soft and squishy humanoid, who can't run far and is pretty slow... and who is totally without claw and big sharp pointy teeth...you would think....that is assuming you have the capacity to think...that you would realize they don't call us Ursus arctos horribilis for nothing....

"Pretty slow"?
Hah! Piffle! Balderdash! Barsh! Flimshaw! Hoyven glaven!

And I am covered in grease....& a few other substances.

 

[Wu Wei]

EEEEWWWWWWW Greased Scotsman...that is disgusting

 

[Revoltingest]

How do ya know til ya taste one?

 

[4consideration]

There are some things one does not need to taste to know it will be gross. If you don't believe me, put your right hand in your mouth, and tell me what you think.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Was that post directed at me?

 

[Wu Wei]

Who cares...I win

 

[Revoltingest]

No, I win cuz if you ever took one bite of me, you'd be incapacitated by paroxysms of nausea & uncontrollable retching.

 

[Revoltingest]

Tis well known that no one can outrun a greased Scotsman.
But tis also true that no one can eat one either!

The only threat to us is nature's swordsman.....

 

[Wu Wei]

No, I win cuz if you ever took one bite of me, you'd be incapacitated by paroxysms of nausea & uncontrollable retching.

That's a black bear you silly humanoid....I'm a griz...speak to the feet

 

[Revoltingest]

That's a black bear you silly humanoid....I'm a griz...speak to the feet

This is a family friendly forum!
I see what your right paw is up to.
Stop that!

 

[Wu Wei]

If it is family friendly...then why are you allowed to post at all

 

[Revoltingest]

If it is family friendly...then why are you allowed to post at all

Because without me the plumb'n wouldn't work here.
I gots the staff by the short hairs.
Do you want some of'm?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Not sure if I should be posting this here. I'm looking for the lost post thread.

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, you just lost.
Is that good enuf?

 

[Wu Wei]

Because without me the plumb'n wouldn't work here.
I gots the staff by the short hairs.

Well I protect everyone here at RF from bear mauling, that should count for something...ok it is not so much pervert as it is I haven't gotten round to it....but the results are still the same...no RFer's have been mauled since my arrival.... as far as I know...I mean it is not like I stop to ask if they are an RFer first....

Do you want some of'm?

No

 

[Revoltingest]

Protect?
You're the prime suspect in all the RF maulings!

 

[Wu Wei]

Not sure if I should be posting this here. I'm looking for the lost post thread.

Well if your posting here pretty much says all is lost already so.....

Protect?
You're the prime suspect in all the RF maulings!

Well they need to start wearing nametags and RF labels...... I can't be responsible if they are not wearing proper identification

 

[Revoltingest]

Well they need to start wearing nametags and RF labels...... I can't be responsible if they are not wearing proper identification

I can just imagine the kind of labels you'd like to see....

BRICKJECTIVITY WITH A LIGHT CREAM SAUCE

CURRIED 4CONSIDERATION

BAKED WIREY

 

[Wu Wei]

No no no....no condiments, cooking or sauce necessary....errr...um I mean...NO!...... How DARE you imply such a thing....

A simply t-shirt with "RELIGIOUS FORUM MEMBER" on it with a nametag like

Brickjectivity, 4Consideration, or Wirey on it should suffice

 

[Wu Wei]

Wow...I scared everyone off..... I promise not to maul anyone.....while on RF...... there.... you can all come out now...its ok.... I won't hurt you.......