The last post is the WINNER!

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Proactive win.

 

[Revoltingest]

Rattlesnakes everywhere in CA: Consequences of drought...

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Stevicus]

 

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Rattlesnakes everywhere in CA: Consequences of drought...

Clearly we need to make sure they're politically savvy rattlesnakes

 

[Revoltingest]

Clearly we need to make sure they're politically savvy rattlesnakes

But of which party?

 

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But of which party?

In California? Guess.

 

[Viker]

Sneaky cheeky win.

 

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In the open win

 

[Stevicus]

https://www.bolde.com/florida-woman-booze-arrested-drunk-driving/

A Florida woman named Kanisha Booze was arrested for drunk driving after she crashed into a Taco Bell sign in St. Petersburg and fled the scene. The 34-year-old was busted just moments after the accident after her hasty getaway saw her speeding through red lights. She was taken to the local jail, where she was charged with multiple crimes.


1. Booze works at the Taco Bell where the crash occurred. According to an arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun, Booze hit a tree, then the Taco Bell Sign, then the restaurant’s water meter at roughly 10:20 p.m. on the evening of Saturday, June 19. After she was spotted speeding through two red lights close by, police nabbed her and brought her in.

2. It was immediately clear that Booze was drunk. Police say she had “bloodshot, watery eyes, a dazed and blank expression on her face, and an odor of an alcoholic beverage on her breath.” However, she refused to complete a breathalyzer test.

 

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Florida Woman Named Booze Arrested For Drunk Driving After Crashing Into Taco Bell Sign

A drunk named Booze. Wow

 

[Revoltingest]

In California? Guess.

Socialist Worker Collective?

 

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Socialist Worker Collective?

Who have been trained to bite people who smell like haggis.

 

[Revoltingest]

Who have been trained to bite people who smell like haggis.

Then the taste of haggis they'll have to endure.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Then the taste of haggis they'll have to endure.

Wouldn't a stomach filled with haggis be a double haggis?

 

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Then the taste of haggis they'll have to endure.

CA has many snakes. Even if a couple make the ultimate sacrifice to rid the state of haggis eaters, their sacrifice will be honored and remembered.

 

[Revoltingest]

Wouldn't a stomach filled with haggis be a double haggis?

I wonder if a "double double" at Timmie's means double haggis?

 

[Wu Wei]

I wonder if a "double double" at Timmie's means double haggis?

double haggis means stomach pump

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

double haggis means stomach pump

To the haggis' stomach or the recipient's stomach? Or if the haggis eater eats the stomach, the haggis stomach in the stomach?

 

[Wu Wei]

Haggis is part of the equation therefore it is all disgusting