The last post is the WINNER!

[Dan From Smithville]

Not a jaguar but.

Ouch.

I always find it interesting that other animals screw up just like we do. It seems to me that people never think about that or believe that animals are all experts at their job. There was a widely post picture of a beaver that had been crushed by the tree it was gnawing down.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I didn't realize how many pics of jaguars yawning are on the internet until now. This must be one tired kitty.

Maybe they weren't yawning at first, but just got bored after a while.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Dogs do the biggest yawns. Doesn't always lead to a win though.

Some dogs cause me to yawn. Not saying which dog though.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Sue touch mutter balk

Few clutch butter caulk.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I win by attrition.

And the barred owls are calling.

A double dose of winning for me.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

My win is a hoot.

 

[Viker]

I win by attrition.

And the barred owls are calling.

A double dose of winning for me.

Yawn.

 

[sun rise]

Today while on a walk I heard a crack and saw a squirrel had hit the cement. He panicked and without getting up sort of crawled for a bit, then got up and ran for the fence.

For a few seconds he could have been someone's lunch and he knew it.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I still win. So there. Nyah, nyah, nyah.

 

[sun rise]

I still win. So there. Nyah, nyah, nyah.

I win with dignity and maturity.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Today while on a walk I heard a crack and saw a squirrel had hit the cement. He panicked and without getting up sort of crawled for a bit, then got up and ran for the fence.

For a few seconds he could have been someone's lunch and he knew it.

It should have tucked and rolled.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I win with dignity and maturity.

I'm a rabbit. That is as much dignity and maturity as I have.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I still win. So there. Nyah, nyah, nyah.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

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Exactly.

 

[Viker]

 

[sun rise]

Precise win

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Winning without precision.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I know a podiatrist
Who dreams of global conquest
It is her only interest
The thing with which she's obsessed

I find the absurdity delicious
Her non-foot fetish
A sole dream to accomplish
As her only wish

She even has a hit list
That's not all that pernicious
It's just plain ridiculous
Though its quite meticulous.

She's just taking it one step at a time.

 

[sun rise]

Whereas some of us will be satisfied by winning this thread.

 

[Viker]

Indeed.